Adventures of a Pyro

This is a game where you direct a lone pyro through the lands of TF2, slightly before the events happening in game (meaning RED and BLU aren't beating the crap out of each other yet). You will give him commands based on the situation, and I will choose one of them for the pyro to do.

For those who don't want to read through 30+ pages of story, here is a quick summary:

The pyro wakes up at a burned down house in the middle of nowhere with a case of plot conveniant amnesia. He catches a train to Two Fort and wins his goldfish companion Fuego at a contest. After going to the Well/Granary/Hydro city, he gets a job at BLU and starts off by escorting a cargo ship to Chaos, where he destroys the UFO pattroling the waters. At chaos he robs a black market weapons dealer of some stuff, including flamethrower blueprints. While coming back from chaos and at Well, the pyro encounters a supposed goverment inspector. Afterwords he gets another assignment from BLU and steals some documents about a chemical called GIB. He then gets the part last part needed to assemble his flamethrower and rents out a house in granary. He gets another assingment from BLU, however, it turns out to be a trap and the pyro is ambushed and the orginization stole Fuego. In search of Fuego, the pyro gets captured by FWESFEWF, presumably the orginization that stole Fuego. He then escapes with some documents on Fuego.


<<IMPORTANT>>RULES<<IMPORTANT>>

1. No making up the story, only commands. The story is my job!

Bad: You find a key to the door
Good: Search for a key to the door


2. No commands based on 'if'.

Bad: If you find a key to the door, open the door.
Good: Search for a key to the door.


3. No trolling, spamming, asshatery ect.

Bad: PYRO IS UNDERPOWERED
Bad: burnburnburnburnburnburnburnburnburnburnlobsterburnburnburnburnburn...
Bad: Valve suxors!!one!
Good: Use the key to open the door.


Now, onto the game!

The pyro is standing in the ruins of a burned out building, everything he once owned is now ashes. He wears the jumpsuit and gasmask because... of something. He doesn't remember much since he fell out of the second story of a burning building and landed headfirst. To the north are some traintracks that lead to a small agricultural village of Two Fort. Occasionaly a train will pass by on its way to Two Fort.

Stats:
Health: 150/175
Speed: 100/100
Score: 0

Inventory:
Pink flowery purse [Contains: $500, Pen, and a notebook]

admire purse [enter]

search ruins

Quote:

He find ashes, burnt wood, chared furniture, and a melty chocolate bar.

Pyro: "Hey, chocolate!"

The pyro acquires a chocolate bar.

Exit buiding.

Go North.

Quote:

He is now standing next to the train tracks. A train appears at the horizon, on its way to two fort. Nothing of intrest is nearby (unless you think trees are intresting).

Quote:


Aims Flamer at tree.

pulls trigger.

Attempt to flag down train.

in an attempt to flag down the train, the pyro melts his chocolate bar instead!

the pyro is now depressed, but continues walking north

Quote:

He tries to flag down the train, but the sheer momentum means the train cannot stop. The pyros jumpsuit caught on the train in his attemps, and is now being pulled by the train at breakneck speeds. He arives at 2 fort anyways, it is mostly relies on agriculture, and has a small gravel pit to the south. There is a chili pepper eating contest that is about to start, with a $50 entry fee. Other noteworthy items is the small shop BLU owns, and the trainstation. What now.

@Boy wonder - if you looked at the pyros inventory, he doesn't have his flamer, shottgun, or axe yet.

@darkxLuky - Stop right there criminal scum! You violated rule #1! Only frostarmy makes the story! Pay the court fine or its off to jail! Options: Pay fine, Go to jail, Resist arrest.