Adventures of the Companion Cube

1st: Only I can make the story posts, everybody else gets to choose my options for continuing the story.
2nd: I kinda put this part in 1st by mistake.
3rd: Repeat after me: I CAN NOT TALK.
4th: One sentance possibilities please.

Rushing...through a tube...not talking...no wind...orangey...scared...little pink hearts...

(what could happen?  one sentance answers)

-Die
-Die
-Burnt to death
-Burnt to life
-Die
-GLADoS saves him.

Example: Pipe breaks.

Pipe breaks, cube falls out of pipe.

Cube lands in a room and meets Chell

You come to the end of the tunnel and fall a short distance...you're on a metal surface...the metal falls away and you land on a decisively organic substance...the organic substance is terminated by the force...a device lays on the ground...a voice from everywhere: "We are sorry; but the test has come to a sudden and unexpected end.  Please wait on the ground, without moving, while a medical associate comes and revives you with adrenaline and peptic salve.  This will result in an unsatisfactory remark on your testing record should you be unable to continue the test...And remember: only those who--" (voice speeds up to unrecognizable levels) "--fhziiit-dt-st-wvrzvy-tcmplmtry-pze--" (voice slows to normal) "and accompanying cake."

Lay there and wait for the medic to put you somewhere

I'll do the next part of the story once there's 3 replies with possibilities.

Three Ninjas rush into the room, kill everyone, take the cube and run out again.

Ewoks rush into the room, kill everyone, take the cube and pee on it.