Answering the phone.

I have a problem, my old apartment had a system that connected the door bell to a phone so that you can buzz anyone in without bothering with internal com systems.  The old apartment is still setup to call my cell phone months after I moved.  I know there is someone living there but they seemed to be to stupid to change it over to them.  The worse part is that they are calling at all hours of the night.  After that last one at 12 at night, it is war.  IN this thread come up with funny or interesting way of answering the phone to drive these people nuts.

1. "Big gay Als dildo emporium, how may I bone you today?"
2. "Run for your life! The terrorists are about to set off a bomb!"
3.*gruff and deep voice* Come on in, I am naked and hairy
4. "We no find cat, you stop calling now"
5. "Meow"
6. "Domo?"

7. "Joe's Crematory. You kill it, we grill it"

"Sorry, my policy is not to buzz in people who have raging herpes."

Just act like Gavin. I used to do that to tele-marketers. It's so fun.

oh kids in the hall is so amazing.

Pretend you are a telemarketer.

Use a soundboard.

It's fun.

'Hello this is WKSS, thanks for calling, now answer todays topic question please - what is it about homesexual anal bondage rape that you really love?'

Call him as some kid who thinks its childline and tell him about your "problems".

Hello and welcome to save the donkeys thankyou for you kind donation.
By calling our $100 line we will charge the $100 straight to you phone bill. And take the proceeds.

Furthermore calls are charge at 50 cents plus you standered operating charge.

BUT LINDA I'M NOT GAY