Demoman Manifesto

Thought I might write one seen as some other classes have one. Hope its not too noobish, not been playing TF2 for that long :\

I am the Demoman. I make things explode.

I am skilled in both protecting my Intel and gibbing my way to yours.

I know I excel in indirect combat.

I accept I am more powerful in confined spaces, and less useful in open areas.

I use sticky bombs as my primary weapon.

I understand that my grenade launcher is temperamental; my grenades may not always go where I want.

I make people laugh with my drunken taunting.

I accept that my role in the team can change at any moment and will not hesitate to switch.

I understand my strengths do not lie in long-range combat or close-up melee; I am most deadly engaging from medium distances.

I know there is no mountain, ledge, nor roof to which my sticky bombs cannot elevate me.

I understand my sticky launcher has few shots and long reload time.

I understand my grenade launcher has fewer shots and a long reload time.

I am not cheap in the planting of my sticky bombs; I am devious.

I accept that it is my job to break the stalemate and destroy enemy sentry guns.

I will reload my weapons at every safe opportunity, lest I hear the dreaded “click”.

If an enemy gets too close, I accept I may have to use my whiskey bottle.

I am not invincible; I will not be at the front in a firefight – that is for the soldiers and heavy’s whom I support with grenade fire.

I accept that my explosives can injure me too – I will be careful where I fire my grenades and keep tabs on where my sticky bombs are.

I am the Demoman. I make you explode.

Nice

One thing though, that "click" is called the dead man's click.