Famous Qoutes

Because I can, Post your own fav quotes from famous people..

Now to start us off with a little something for Pyro:

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves: "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." - George Carlin

'We are all atheists about most of the gods societies have ever believed in -- some of us just go one god further.' - R. Dawkins

"Trying is the first step towards failure."
Homer. J. Simpson

"Mrph Hmrmr Gphrkl Mrphrm Mrmrm Fmph Mrph." - Pyro

"I heard the bullets whistle and, believe me, there is something charming to the sound of bullets." George Washington

"The art of making love, muffled up in furs, in the open air, with the thermometer at Zero, is a Yankee invention." John Quincy Adams


Damn! Washington was a badass.

The smart way to keep people passive and obedient is to strictly limit the spectrum of acceptable opinion, but allow very lively debate within that spectrum - even encourage the more critical and dissident views. That gives people the sense that there's free thinking going on, while all the time the presuppositions of the system are being reinforced by the limits put on the range of the debate
                                                                         -Noam Chomsky, Linguist, foreign policy critic

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It is with words as with sunbeams- the more they are condensed, the deeper they burn.
                                                                          -Robert Southey, writer

Imagination is vastly more important than intelligence.
-Albert Einstein

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"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."

Hunter S. Thompson

nice

Does anybody remember laughter?
Robert Plant, Led Zeppelin, Song Remains The Same

Anytime someone mentions god and war in the same sentence, that person needs help.
-Pat LaMarche

Read my lips, No new taxes.
-George Bush, US President 1989-1993

If you're going to kill yourself, at least take somebody that you hate with you.
-Pete Steele, Type O Negative, drunk at Saratoga Winners 11/9/96

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I have heard this quote before, one of my favorites, lol.

If at first you dont succeed, redifine success. - Me