Funniest things you've heard over mic.

"Anyone got UAV?"

"Anyone got mic.."
"NO, NO ONE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU"
"Oh ok then..."
Player COOLGUY456 has left the game

"There's a spy behind you.. oh he died.. haha"

*looks at me*
"Are you a spy?"
*I don't have a mic so I can't say no, I just take out my shovel instead*
"EVERYBODY, SPY OVERHERE!"
*mostly everyone comes over trying to wrench/ whiskey bottle me to death*

"Hey anyone getting MGS4?"
"Yeah I am"
(spoiler)
"BIG BOSS COMES BACK"
(spoiler)
"You ****"

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Robot Vagina!

Not sure why...but this dude kept saying it over and over. It went from funny to just plain annoying.

I've got one. This was on one of the TF2F servers between R4z0r and some other {TF2F} member.

{TF2F} member: Hey R4z0r, R@pt0r's got a better name than you. He has a @ instead of a 4 in his name.
{TF2F} R4z0r: Oh sh**, you're right!
Me: (Laughing in the background).

5 seconds later...

*Player {TF2F} R4z0r has changed his name to {TF2F} R@z0r.

I think he changed it back, though...

6 year old kid comes on
(bold type is me speaking)
(no one else in the server was speaking besides me and the kid)


*looks at a sniper*

-Oh wow your name is John Jones, I've heard of Indiana Jones but not John Jones, thats pretty cool, pretty cool
*sniper ignores him and keeps on sniping*
-I CAN"T HEAR YOU!!!!!
-TURN UP YOUR MIC!!!!!!!!
-I CAN"T HEAR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

*about 3 minutes later*

-Hey, guys you wana have a drinkin' party when we win???
-It's easy guys just come up top and drink
-DRINKING PARTY CMON GUYS!!!!!
-Cmon everyone drinks, black people and even white people sometimes even though some arent nice
-DRINKING PARTY!!!!!
-Cmon drinking is fun!

*5 more minutes later*

-Why is no one coming to the drinking party???
-Don't be shy, you dont actually drink, you just need to be a demoman, OK???
-LETS ALL SING CMON!

*another 5 minutes later*

-I'm not 6 if thats what your thinking
-I'm not 6 I promise
-I'm really not 6!!!!
-How old are you??
-I'm not 6!!!!!!
-OK... so how old are you?
-Im 18.
(I dont respond)

*Goes on a 10 minute tantrum*

Some guy singing 'I will always love you' too me
Or a conversation with a skywalker...
Me: Jesus christ,every game has skywalkers now.
Him: Yeh well your groundwalking,thats a glitch too...

So, I was playing on the highlander server the other night:
Some guy: Hey Donald!
Me: Yeah?
Some guy: Are you Dozer?
Me: What?
Some guy: You know, Dozer!
Me: Who's Dozer?
Some guy: You know, Dozer! I'm looking for Dozer!
Me: I'm not Dozer.
Some guy: Yes you are, you're Dozer!
Me: *no response*
Some guy: Come on, talk to me man! I'm looking for Dozer!

At that point I muted him. I was lost at sea for the entire conversation.

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Ahhahahaha, I will have to take credit for that one. For the record, I don't think he has changed his name back. Uber1337.

My personal favorite was on the first level of dustbowl. One of our engineers had built a sentry and gotten it to L3, but had to leave it to go grab some more metal. As he was running by me, I see a spy sapping his sentry I take him out. The engie comes running back, and over his mic in a very good impression was shouting "Spy's sappin' my erection!"

"GUYS, WHAT BASE? I'M TIRED OF CAMPING THE SEWERS!"

Our base, not theirs.

"Oh... okay."


I heard that about 20 minutes ago.

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Probably he really was 18.