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#  Jan 16, 2008 at 6:47 AM
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here are some good helter facts mentioned in shout box. please contribute. only real facts, please.

1. We didn't nuke Hiroshima, we just sent Helter. (Faice)

2. When Helter sits on a toilet, all the world's volcano's erupt simultaniously.

3. Helter was the first to set foot on the moon. He sticky-jumped. (Sav. Alien)

4. An asteroid didn't kill the dinosaurs, the mass amounts of stickies and gibs of Helter's gun blocked the sun. (Faice)

5. Helter doesn't get killed. He takes breathers.

6. The big bang theory started with Helter's grenades. (Faice)

that's just a few of them i could remember...

 
#  Jan 16, 2008 at 6:55 AM
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*facepalm*
#  Jan 16, 2008 at 7:24 AM
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Are you seriously swooning over a videogamer?  :-O
#  Jan 16, 2008 at 8:02 AM
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I laughed at this one chuckles, thats funny stuff.
 SDS, people are just having some fun, let them. I can honestly say I don't have any to share at the moment, but I bet this thread gets some more before the day is out.
#  Jan 16, 2008 at 9:44 AM
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On Well, when Helter jumps in the water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Heltered.
#  Jan 16, 2008 at 9:51 AM
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This is seriously just sad......
#  Jan 16, 2008 at 9:54 AM
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Are you seriously swooning over a videogamer?  :-O

Have you ever played against Helter?
#  Jan 16, 2008 at 9:54 AM
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One day Helter impregnated Voss through the awesome power of his sticky gun. Their love-child grew up to become Chuck Norris.
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Are you seriously swooning over a videogamer?  :-O

Have you ever played against Helter?

Cypher, you make me ashamed.
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LOL trainRiderJ.
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