Homerun! I am the mad batter.

I am happy with being a bat Scouter, i'm frantic and fast when snipers see me the have chills when heavies see me they run for the hills. They all know far and wide my bat will knock them into a comotose ride.
Hidding in the dark or running straight in I can make my way with bat in hand the enemies hope glad I will not be mad.
       I hope you liked that little poem.

     Now to business....

We all know that that most Scouts live by the bat So I thought I may make
Up The Bat scouter
??? Bat scouter???
Well since some classes go by some kind of sub class like axe pyro or Wrench Ninja
I think the beautiful bat should be recognized into a sub class.
I mean comeon we all find scouts living by it buy you might say this....
How Do I play this,,,"Bat scouter"?
I'm glad you asked...
First and foremost
The bat is your main love and weapon the scattergun is second.
Next....
You can kill with any weapon but it mostly is bat orriented kills.
And ...
Hiding and quikness are you ways of being the baddest bat scouter ever,


Then of course Assulting!!!
Scouts are great assulters I know it's tempting killing that guy that has his back turned to you with the scattergun but it is all the more satisfying with the bat.

Wait slow down how is this fun?
You use greater tactics of war like gurilla warfare and if you switch from the great sub class you get some good tips on the way.

ORLY? Like what?
Hiding assulting being crazy manevering
 It all teaches you ways of being a better scout
Watch as you slowly stalk that heavy as hes going up to the bridge you see a medic healing him you wait for the right time and bat the medic and run away then when the heavies not looking ...Bam!
Eat it fatty!

Well I hope some of my fellow scouts do conform to this but if not just try some of these tatics you wont be dissapointed.

So what do you guys think pretty short im still working on it you can add anything to it you want give me some insights.

I seriously recommend that you don't take this "guide" too seriously.  It's just not practical to fight with the bat, it's merely a secondary weapon used for back up.  Using the Scattergun is much more effective and at point blank does more damage than a Crit with a bat, I'm sorry.  However, it is an important weapon to learn how to use when you're out of ammo.  Being an "axe pyro" is about as practical as trying to blow up a car with a bottle rocket when a Pyro has a flame thrower.  Wrench Ninjas are fine but any Engineer needs to learn that his other weapons are just as important to use.

also,

it really hurts my eyes to read your post when all I see is inconsistent speligns like this and RANDOM/INCONSISTENT ASS MISUSE OF the text FEATURESWTF i mean seriously

Even if thats not the case (as in scatter gun being a better weapon than bat) the strategies you (Scoutfastrun) mentioned are not detailed enough to call it a guide anyways

You should remove most of the text effects. It's almost as bad as looking at bad-constructed C++ code. More details about this "strategy" should be mentionned as Analyzer said.

I kinda like the text effects makes it seem obnoxious kinda like the scouts personality and I found it fun to read even though it wasn't exactly detailed. Does make me want to go out and bat some people however even though I don't normally like the scout.

You know, speaking of which I just realized something. Almost all fictional characters that has fast running speed are quite full of themselves. Sonic, Flash, even the road runner...

Well im kinda asking you people what you could add to it im not saying this is the final writing you can call it a guide but its really trying to encourage you to try the bat because its a really good melee weapon.

Im saying do your own thing just use this as a stepping stone mostly.

Quote:
sorry... but LMAO.... the bat is a POS and the worst melee weapon in the game


and the road runner can get away with being full of himself... he never gets cought!

Quote:

*cough**cough*

wait... did i just get fuckin stabbed in the forums...

you damned spies!!!! I CANT GET AWAY FROM YOU!!!!