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How many tf2 classes does it take to change a light bulb?
#  Apr 29, 2008 at 6:25 AM
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You know how this one goes.

Q: How many demomen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. He holds the lightbulb in the socket, takes a swig of whisky, and the room begins to spin...

Q: How many scouts does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. "Need a lightbulb here! Need a lightbulb here! Need a lightbulb here! Need a li--"

Fill in your own.
#  Apr 29, 2008 at 6:27 AM
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Q: how many engineers do you need to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One that screws in the bulb and the other one to watch the socket for spies while the first engineer gets a new light bulb, because he whacked it while inserting it, so it would be completed faster....
#  Apr 30, 2008 at 4:10 AM
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Q: How many Medics do you need to change a light bulb?
A: None, thats the Engineers job.

sorry, that was awful.
#  Apr 30, 2008 at 4:13 AM
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Q: How many snipers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Four. They take up position 50' from the light socket, scope in and stare at it intensely for hours, while strafing slowly back and forth. None of them ever make a move to touch it.
#  Apr 30, 2008 at 4:15 AM
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Q: How many medics does it take to change a lightbulb.
A: Five.  One to screw in the light bulb, four to stand around trying to farm for achievments
#  Apr 30, 2008 at 4:17 AM
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haha, Rosendoom, classic!
#  Apr 30, 2008 at 4:34 AM
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Rosendoom wins. /END THREAD
#  Apr 30, 2008 at 10:59 AM
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Q: How many Pyros does it take to change a light bulb?
A: He doesn't need to.  He "lights up" the old one with his flamer.
#  Dec 14, 2008 at 12:24 PM
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Q: How many Heavies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:100, 1 to hold the light bulb in place and 99 to pick up and spin the room around.  
                                                                                                                               
                                                                                                                                   
#  Dec 14, 2008 at 12:40 PM
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Ok, a practically 8 month necro, for a recycled joke?

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