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How would you destroy Nashville?
#  Oct 17, 2008 at 4:38 PM
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Admit it...EVERYONE wants to destroy Nashville...AKA the root of all that is Bad, Evil, Country Music, or anything else that is all distasteful.  (that means you brocolli)

I personally would go with an ICBM were it not to have negative environmental effects on the rest of us.

Instead I'm going to have to go with an incredibly massive army of door to door salespeople.
Whether they be selling merchandise, politics, or religion.
#  Oct 17, 2008 at 4:51 PM
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Put a wall around it, ensure all country musicians are sent there, hope that airforce one has a technical fault over it, that George Bush crashes there, that Snake Plissken (spelling?) gets sent in with 24 hours to rescue him and that they make a film out of it. 'Escape from Nashville'
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There is this game called 'Evil Genius' where one of the missions is "Destroy Nashville." I think they used an earthquake ray or something like that.

I would build a wall around the city, and then flood it with rabid bunnies.
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There is this game called 'Evil Genius' where one of the missions is "Destroy Nashville." I think they used an earthquake ray or something like that.

Yep. You obliterate Nashville with a prototype earthquake machine.

I would erase it from all records and hide it from view.
#  Oct 17, 2008 at 5:55 PM
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hey guys, I Live in nashville!!! 
Can we just, instead of destroying the entire city where I live and enjoy living, destroy the like 3 blocks where it's all made? It's called Music Row. Going there is a disaster. All you see are dudes in black leather and cowboy hats. 

Oddly enough, outside of singer-songwriter stuff, there is very little country music here. Maybe you'd assume that every other day some1 like Alan Jackson or Brooks & Dunn are playing but that is entirely not the case. There aren't really that many country radio stations either. Maybe just 2 or 3, which is way less than you get when you go anywhere rural. 

Everytime you see Nashville on TV, they show the same shot of the 2 blocks of downtown that have all the honkey-tonk bars. Nowhere else in town is like that. 

So in short, I think a briefcase nuke or some limited napalm strikes are a more effective solution. 

Space, Out! 
#  Oct 18, 2008 at 7:30 PM
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There is this game called 'Evil Genius' where one of the missions is "Destroy Nashville." I think they used an earthquake ray or something like that.

I would build a wall around the city, and then flood it with rabid bunnies.

I killed ALL the Super Agents...as for John Steele...just make sure you've got him in a cell when you press the big red button.
#  Oct 18, 2008 at 7:31 PM
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hey guys, I Live in nashville!!! 
Can we just, instead of destroying the entire city where I live and enjoy living, destroy the like 3 blocks where it's all made? It's called Music Row. Going there is a disaster. All you see are dudes in black leather and cowboy hats. 

Oddly enough, outside of singer-songwriter stuff, there is very little country music here. Maybe you'd assume that every other day some1 like Alan Jackson or Brooks & Dunn are playing but that is entirely not the case. There aren't really that many country radio stations either. Maybe just 2 or 3, which is way less than you get when you go anywhere rural. 

Everytime you see Nashville on TV, they show the same shot of the 2 blocks of downtown that have all the honkey-tonk bars. Nowhere else in town is like that. 

So in short, I think a briefcase nuke or some limited napalm strikes are a more effective solution. 

Space, Out! 
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#  Oct 18, 2008 at 7:34 PM
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If it wasn't for Nashville you'd all still be listening to big band jazz you fools. I heard about this dude, some call him the King. His name was Elvis. Might ring a bell.
#  Oct 18, 2008 at 7:39 PM
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If it wasn't for Nashville you'd all still be listening to big band jazz you fools. I heard about this dude, some call him the King. His name was Elvis. Might ring a bell.

Elvis is the very disappointed god of Nashville mind you.
#  Oct 18, 2008 at 7:51 PM
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Bullshit. I'm not exactly a fan of modern country, but Nashville is 1000x more of a songwriter's mecca than anywhere else I can think of.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgHhL3UIG-U Nashville cats are clean as country water and wild as mountain dew.

Note that wild in reference to mountain dew means white lightnin and not XTREME soda
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