"I Never..."

The way to play this game is that you can only respond to the "I Never.." statement if it is NOT true for you.

For example, I could respond if the statement was "I never have had a beard." Because I've worn a goatee for years now.  Boring example, but you get the idea.
So here you go...

I never have owned a pet monkey. (we'll start fairly tame)

i have never been to South America.

I never played the 'I never' game before.  (HAH!  Take THAT, kikinchikin and AxedUForHelp!)

I have never broken both my pinky fingers

(Isn't this some kind of school game?)

I have never broken a bone

I have never gone 40mph on rollerblades and crashed.

i have never joined a tf2f clan.

I have never not been awesome

i haven't been "awesome" since i graduated to "Super Awesome Level 5"

i have never crossed the Atlantic Ocean.

I never played the original quake

(this one will stall a little )