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#  May 28, 2008 at 4:48 PM
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Just thought I would post a funny link I found on another forum..

Link is here, please to be clicking it and laughing/facepalming.
#  May 28, 2008 at 5:10 PM
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No amount of facepalms can express how much this well written article fails at making any kind of association with the Soldier we all know and loathe.
#  May 28, 2008 at 5:33 PM
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"Unless you are the god of leading shots and aiming, and your opponents don’t know how to dodge, you are going to be hitting people with splash rockets."

I am the God of leading shots and aiming. Alrighty.

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Fuckign hackers, those Hizbullah!!!! (sorry for the disrespect).

All in all that guy seems to have picked up on the fact that Demoman are overpowered. Good job him; he seems to have missed the fact that this isnt TFC, and that it is GOOD he cant kill the whole enemy team by himself... TEAM fortress 2, ya know.
#  May 28, 2008 at 5:40 PM
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soldier is underpowered?  demo may be too strong but they each have their uses.  a soldier will kill a demo up close, rushing him.  even if you miss one of the direct hits (which arent too tough up close) you bounce him.  demo is more difficult to master, too, so fewer people are as sick with him, and those who are should be rewarded.  i'm a nub but i think/thought the soldier was overpowered.. guess i could be wrong.
whatever may be wrong with the demo/soldier balance is nothing compared to pyro v. solly or demo.  and anyway its not like its red (solly) vs. blue (demo).. though that could be fun
#  May 28, 2008 at 6:14 PM
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What I like the best are the people that agree with what the author says.
 
Especially this guy he cracks me up the most:

...ya the bolded parts are my response just to get that straight.

qoute - "what you are doing is not “picking it apart”

what you are doing is being a moron. Read through the post again, wait 10 minutes, form a logical and reasonable explaination to why you disagree with his points.

Demoman ARE better than Soldiers.

Are you dense sickwookie? What if you kill the medic? The heavy is still going to kill you. even if you have a medic with you as a soldier.. you cannot kill a heavy medic simply because the soldier lacks the firepower to do so. <--- IT'S CALLED FLANKING!! 

Running out of ammo is a huge issue. Maybe you’ve never lived past you’re first clip and have never been able to kill more than 1 person in 1 life, you’ve never really had to run out of ammo. <--- EVER HEARD OF RELOADING!!!

Soldier’s only real range is midranged. Long range rockets do 50 damage. short range you do 120 + 40 damage self damage. why bother even shooting long range rockets if they only do 1/3 full damage. Why even play short range because 40 damage per self rocket will kill you faster than the enemy will when they hug you. <--- Tell me what type of Sniper sits in spot when two rockets would take 100 hp off him and the third would be the life ender. Getting the Sniper to move is generally a good thing because then he can't snipe without getting harmed. Also the Medic's needle gun does piddle dammage but look at the scouts who run away from that when all that damage adds up.

At mid range you’re rockets will do 80 damage. which is not effective enough to even kill a sniper. it takes 3 splash rockets to kill a sniper and takes 3 direct rockets to kill a soldier. How broken is that? you have 20 rockets. 5 clips. each time you encounter an enemy and if you’re super leet sickwookie, then you’ll be able to kill 6 people with out going for ammo right? how many times have YOU killed 6 people as a soldier efficently? <---  ....

Don’t talk about learning to use other weapons when the rocket launcher, the MAIN weapon is useless. <-- I guess that explains for those 4 people dominated today as Soldier on Dustbowl

Only noobs bring up the “TEAM” bullsh*t in tf2, not everyone is a team player, that’s why we have 6 medics on 1 team or 4 snipers and 2 scouts… you think these people are “team” players? don’t give me any of this team bullshit.  <--- Hey I guess he must be one of those Snipers that sits up in the battlements on 2fort and lets the intel capper get away without even trying.....stupid people thread

you say IF you have a medic. These days medics are way to concentrated on getting achivements and only heal heavies. no one ever heals soldiers cause people know that they do not produce the same results as a heavy or demo would in battle. Unless you have a friend that is willing to live through the disappointment when you fail at killing the sentry gun. <--- If a medic is too busy focusing on achievements aka not helping aka NO TEAMWORK!! then they fail. But thats BS now isn't it?

You’re a noob sickwookie that obviously does not play soldier enough to realize how broken it is. <--- Ok I'm pretty sure people who have played Soldier would definetely not realize that but on the other hand notice his awesome power.

Let say you were in a real war with real strategy, who would be you’re main attack force? that’s right SOLDIERS… same thing in TF2, who is the main attack force? SOLDIERS well that’s how it’s SUPPOSED to be… if the main attacking class cannot kill a sentry gun, then what’s the point in even having soldiers? just run all demos and suppor

#  May 29, 2008 at 8:49 AM
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That post was way too long...

I must say that even though I might not be the most experienced Soldier it is really easy
to score kills.
It's funny how he constantly compares it to a demoman without accounting
for any other class in the game.

I just hope that this rubbish doesn't ensue here as well.
#  May 29, 2008 at 9:11 AM
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This guy fails at solder. And seems to also never played demo.  He claims that solders are ineffective at long and short range is bull.  

Fix #1: Increase damage

lol, hahahahahaha NO

Fix #2: Reduce self-splash damage

hahah, valve has been talking about increasing the damage and rightfully so.

Fix #3: Change rocket splash to go through other players/objects

It does you just need to AIM behind the sentry.  your doing it wrong.

Fix #4: Increase soldier movement speed slightly

No, as of right now it is the only thing that is really any kind of defect.  They can do everything, fly, splash damage, high health etc etc.



The only answer is really,"Learn to play nub".  This is a team game, if you don't want to play like a team i am sure there are plenty of CS servers out there.
#  May 29, 2008 at 10:37 AM
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Here I came into this thread hoping it would be making fun of Chuckles, I feel decieved.

But yea, I read that article yesterday and it was good for a laugh.
#  May 29, 2008 at 10:56 AM
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Here I came into this thread hoping it would be making fun of Chuckles, I feel decieved.

Same thing, damn it.

Yep saw this rubbish posted on steamforums yesterday. I'm shocked at the amount of people who think it's true! Even for the mindless steam forums this is complete crap, how could you agree?
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NOW THAT IS JUST SOME CHUCKLES!!!!

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