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#  Jun 29, 2008 at 11:03 PM
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Well, you know it's going to happen...one day. Many people out there still don't know zombies will attack us one day so we need to be prepared. Post your zombie plans along with some pictures or even tactics!


Remember, zombies can not climb because the muscle tissue dies after each strain. That means you can stay in a 5 story building, destroy the elevators, destroy the stairs, and you'll survive.

But....zombies can not feel pain. That means every bullet that goes towards him will not stop him unless it is towards the brain. Keeping this in mind, rifles are your best weapon. If you must use SMGs or Assault Rifles, keep them in single fire mode.

M16's are not the best weapon, they jam too easily, and the sights need to be adjusted every time. A jam is that LAST thing you need in a combat.

I recommend the AK 47 if you are using an AR

Other than that, an M1 Garand would be the best to fend off zombies.

Swords work as well, for they don't run on ammo and a single swipe of the head is all it needs.

Some Tactics:
In case of emergency, USE A BIKE
Wear tight clothes and cut your hair to be short. Otherwise zombies can grab it.
In a 4 man squad, have 2 people be the bait, and 2 snipers.
Stay in high ground, and destroy the stairs.

#  Jun 29, 2008 at 11:31 PM
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#  Jun 29, 2008 at 11:32 PM
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yes that.
#  Jun 29, 2008 at 11:45 PM
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Stockpile a houseboat full of food and go out into the ocean.

When supplies run low, you fish and grill your own. Bingo.
#  Jun 29, 2008 at 11:58 PM
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Wonderful book... I still need to finish it (only made it about halfway through... where did it go )

Zombie Plan: Load up my car/truck/tank with food, supplies, and weapons; then head north (avoiding urban areas) until I get somewhere very far away from the zombies (heading north because northern Canada seems pretty sparse).

Alternate plan: Get a big boat and head to sea... Start fishing (hopefully there aren't any zombie fish)

Too late plan: If I didn't know that the zombie invasion was happening until my neighbors knocked on the door asking to borrow a couple brains. I would probably stay where I am and try to secure the house and hope for a short invasion.

 All else fails plan: Move to Ravenholm

#  Jun 30, 2008 at 12:02 AM
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I figure I'll run around screaming for a while, then once I calm down I'll slaughter my way from town to town, finding progressively more powerful weapons as I create a party of survivors to escape to a deserted corner of the earth and... do whatever it is that people who've escaped a zombie apocalypse do. Probably slowly starve to death.

Zombie Flash games and movies:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/425802
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/430190
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/35035
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/375622
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/67754
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/417513
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/330881
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/439275
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/378012
#  Jun 30, 2008 at 12:03 AM
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I've got a few options. One of them involves me blowing my head off, another involves me getting everyone I hate into a room, locking us all inside, and then infecting myself. For better amusement value, a labyrinth should be considered instead of a mere room.

Or, well, since I am in Canada, head up north, drop by a friend's place to pick up supplies and borrow a few of his firearms, stock up on a LOT of food, and hunker down on a secure location in the north while waiting for the military to retake control.
#  Jun 30, 2008 at 12:35 AM
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I'm seriously fucked cuz ive got no supplies or weapons.

I'd def head up north where the population thins. Id prolly break into my buddies cottage. Fortification here is key. Everything gets boarded up except for one door which is reinforced. I would also try to cut a hole into the ceiling somewhere so I could get onto the roof easy. Height gives you a good advantage.

The boat would always be ready to go. I dont think zombies can swim. So ultra ultra last resort I can stay in the middle of the lake untill things calm down.

As long as the electricity works there then I am OK.

I'd grab as much propane as i could find. I'd use this to cook food and set up last resort traps where I burn the zombies (a la ravenholm).

I'd hopefully be able to find pre-made weapons but in the end I'd likely have to make my own.

I'd fish the lake for food. Set up other traps for other food.
#  Jun 30, 2008 at 1:05 AM
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Find a mall.  Lock the doors.  Wait for the stupid guy to screw it up and get us all eaten.
#  Jun 30, 2008 at 2:27 AM
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It's kind of hard to get weapons around here (the netherlands) but it's close to the sea so i guess i'll get a boat and drift of with a lot of food and supplies (hopefully weapons). Heading for an island that's about 70 km further. When approaching land, First seek out suplies and kill lone zombies whenever possible. bc/ it's an island there is a finite amount of them so the ultimate goal would be killing as much as possible and looking for survivors/weapons to eventually create a safe zone. Then move up to another island and do the same. There are about 6 small islands in a row.

It wont be easy finding any weapons though, so im assuming that i could take up about 2 zombies a time with a fireaxe. If it's ravenholm style i'm screwed.
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