Rediculous Ideas (new ways for valve to screw up :)

KEEP IT FUN!!! this isn't meant to be a serious thread, its supposed to be a comedic proposition for fictional weapons that you would find ridiculous in game.

I thought it would be funny, seeing the pattern of phail valve has shown they are capable of, why not brainstorm for new ways for them to fail. Now tell us your ideas for FAIL weapon unlocks for the engineer!

How about they take away the ability to build sentry's, and instead he gets a grill, so he can barbecue hamburgers for his team mates, and the replacement for the wrench is a spatula.

Or maybe he builds himself a suit that can transform... this sounds familiar somehow... and he can battle and shoot lasers

Originally Posted by computergeniusman
No, Valve is not all fail. They were bound to have a rough patch after releasing a plethora of top-notch games like EP2 and Portal. Maybe they need a little slacking to get back in the game, renew their interest. No game Valve has ever made has been bad or even moderately unattractive, and I think that's a record they want to keep. They do seem intent on fixing the issues, though. They could very well redeem themselves.

Let me clarify. I don't think they are a fail company. I think the new unlock system is fail, I think some of the unlocks are fail, and I was trying to be humorous. Sorry.

You are an idiot if you think Valve continually fails.  You have absolutely no idea how much research they do over the months of update development to make important decisions.  Like it or not, the game changes and evolves.  Me thinks you're one of those who just hate change.

Not to say Valve doesn't make mistakes, because yes they have (fortunately they've fixed almost all of them), but they are certainly not a fail developer.

They could make it so every shot has a chance of doing extra damage, but it would just be total luck.

Oh wait.

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What Lou said, game's great, updates fine, just has some bugs to patch and some numbers to fix...probably need better play testers.  Only thing seriously wrong I've found is the unlock system =|

More to the topic, implement class ideas from these and other forums, would work wonders

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Thanks for these suggestions! We'll take these into consideration, look out for them in the next update!
- Gabe Newell,
vALVE Corporation.

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Troll?

Wouldn't it be convenient if it actually was him, though?

 Could possibly be. Considering he use a '_' as oppose to a normal space. And actually spells valve vALVE.

These facts point that he isn't a veteran to the forums. Further enforcing the fact that he is new to these forums.

Hard to tell.

also, he posted a pic of himself as his avatar..

doubt it though..