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Rosendoom's How to play the SPARTA!!!!! way.

#  May 23, 2008 at 2:33 PM
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This guide will show you how to play TF2, the never back down way.  This guide is useful to those of us who want to make a sacrifice to save/help the team, just like in ancient SPARTA!!!!!.
1) First and foremost, DO NOT LEAVE THE BATTLE.  This is critical in making sure that you will at least do some damage.  By staying in the battle you stand a better chance of scoring a hit, kill, or defense.
2) Next, make sure that you go for the tougher targets first.  Basically, that means if you are a scout, spy, medic, or upclose sniper, target the enemy doing the most damage.  This does include sentries.  If you rush enough people at an sg you will over power it.
3) Heavy can be very BAD for this tactic.  I say that simply because of the movement speed.  If a scout and heavy meet in battle and the heavy has not spun up, the scout stands a good chance of survival and even victory.  No if the enemies get funneled through a small gap with a heavy at the end you (as the heavy) can make sure that the enemy team keeps crying like babies.
4) Always remember.  If you can take any of them down, it is one less opponent your team needs to worry about and the faster your team can move up.
5) Also always remember: THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!.
Give to them nothing but take from them EVERYTHING.
#  May 23, 2008 at 3:04 PM
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#  May 23, 2008 at 3:06 PM
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#  May 23, 2008 at 3:29 PM
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I understand what you're trying to say.  I notice alot of people w/ high Dominations and high KPD run away from battles to save their butt.  Which is quite understandable, I do the same frequently.  But, they often leave teammate(s) out in the open, alone, just to be killed.
It is in fact a team game, and that is doing the exact opposite.

IRL, if a Soldier were to abandon his team to save his own skin, he would be marked a coward.  Alot of people are too worried about their stats and rewards, and not worried enough about their teammates, and achieving their goals.
#  May 23, 2008 at 3:51 PM
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Wow.  I truly was intitally just messing around.  But now that I think about it, it really is like ancient SPARTA!!!!!.  You need to be there to help and die with your team.  After a while it did start to get serious.  It was going to be a joke initially.  Well thanks for the comment Malhavok.  And thanks for the 300 refrences twilight and ginger slayer.

THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!
#  May 23, 2008 at 4:14 PM
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#  Jul 09, 2008 at 5:51 PM
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Team Fortress 2


2 Guys 1 Kill: {TF2F} FlyingPenguin - (102 kill assists)
Captures Blocked: Nimbli Bimbli - (26 captures blocked)
Dominator: {TF2F} Bitch Nasty - (25 dominations)
Flags Captured: Corporal Clegg - (11 flags captured)
Flags Defended: MechaEdd - (12 flags defended)
Physician Assisted Homicide: {TF2F}SME®BUI©K - (271 medic kill assists)
Points Captured: {TF2F}SME®BUI©K - (30 points captured)
Revenger: Count_Flakula - (10 revenges)
Spy Power: Chro - (19 objects killed as spy)
Ubercharger: {TF2F}SME®BUI©K - (89 ubercharges)
Axe Man: {TF2F} Ninja Dude - (18 kills with fireaxe)
Axtinguished: {TF2F} BOOSH Rizzilio - (81 kills with axtinguisher)
Batter Up!: soup! - (16 kills with bat)
Biggest Prick: Sam - ClutchKill.com - (8 kills with syringegun)
Blood Sucker: {TF2F}SME®BUI©K - (30 kills with blutsauger)
Broke Backburner: {TF2F} FlyingPenguin - (223 kills with backburner)
Can You Dig It?: {TF2F}.TüRb!NE. - (3 kills with shovel)
Doctor's Certificate: Maero - (16 kills with bonesaw)
Drunken Brawler: [???] Deviruchi - (4 kills with bottle)
Epic Defender: {TF2F} Spy - (9 kills with wrench)
Fire Spitter: {TF2F}blistering - (100 kills with flamethrower)
Flare Gunner: {TF2F} FlyingPenguin - (12 kills with flare gun)
Grenade Spammer: GeneralSheep - (47 kills with pipe)
Grey Matter: STar - (168 snipings as sniper)
Hadouken Master: Xandier - (1 kills with pyro taunt)
Hot Potato: {TF2F} BOOSH Rizzilio - (4 kills with rocket deflection)
I <3 Sasha: {TF2F} Bitch Nasty - (181 kills with minigun)
Knife Maniac: {TF2F} Dartagnan - (109 knifings)
Last Resort: [Ba-El] BoC - (26 kills with smg)
Manslayer: [FRGT] Klare - (10 kills with machete)
Master Fister: Maero - (3 kills with fists)
Peashooter Marksman: Corporal Clegg - (48 kills with scout pistol)
Pickle Squad Award: [NH]Pitt - (18 pickles man handled)
Rocket Scientist: [TF2F]Lancer - (217 kills with rocket)
Scatter Shot: Corporal Clegg - (147 kills with scattergun)
Sentrygun Master: Numenor - (142 kills with sentrygun)
Spam Blocker: {TF2F} BOOSH Rizzilio - (1 kills with pipe deflection)
Spy Checker: {TF2F} Fanlaen - (5 kills with pistol)
Sticky Explosion: {TF2F}Album - (105 kills with pipe remote)
Ubersawer: Psycholord - (27 kills with ubersaw)
Stats Refreshed 6/24/2008 5:00:03 AM CST
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