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#  Jul 30, 2008 at 3:38 PM
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If you want to be a Squig you should understand what we're about. This post goes over the rules and guidelines for being a squig, what we do, and how we're organized. If you're going to submit or have submitted an application for the community clan, read this over so you know what we expect.

Part 1 - Rules, Etiquette and Expectations

The rules here are pretty simple, as everything boils down to, 'Don't be an ass.' Every time you're about to do something, ask yourself, 'Would an ass do this?' If so, don't do it. You and everyone else wearing the {}s represent the TF2F.com community, forums, and clan. You're the face of the community to everyone around you, and as such, it's important that we present a sportsmanlike and positive image and maintain the good reputation that we have.

Not only are you the face of the community, but you also set the tone and example for everyone else. If visitors to the site see that the official community clan fucks around, others assume they can do the same and the place goes downhill and we make another 4chan. If visitors to the site see a vibrant community filled with real discussion, they'll share in it and help contribute. Leading by example is the most important thing you can do as a squig.

What specifically does not being an ass mean?

On the forums:
  • Contribute meaningful discussion to threads. Disagreement and dissent is fine, as long as you can express it in a constructive way.
  • Keep threads on topic. Derailing or spamming is not cool.
  • Image macros are 99.9% useless, unfunny, and spammy. They are particularly bad because posting one often encourages others and the thread gets derailed.
  • Answer questions posted by new people. Today's newb is tomorrow's Frozen.
  • Don't bait the forum trolls.
  • Don't start or encourage useless forum drama. If you have a problem with another clan member or regular, talk to them one on one, and if that doesn't resolve the problem, talk to an admin. Don't post screeds about respect.
A special note about forum trolls and drama:
  • When in doubt, ignore it. The best way to defuse bullshit like that is to leave it alone. Posting to put out forum drama is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.

In the pub servers:
  • Be a team player. Get on voice chat and work with others.
  • Don't grief or exploit. No crabwalking spies, civilian heavies, 12 engineer sentry nests, voice or chat spam, etc.
  • Don't trash talk.
  • Report cheaters/exploiters to admins, with demos/screens/SteamIDs if possible.
On pub servers that aren't ours:
  • Treat other servers the same as you would ours. Follow whatever the rules of the server are. When you're wearing our tag you're representing us. Even if you change your name to not have the tag in it it can still come back to haunt us since aliases are trackable with SteamIDs.
On ventrilo:
  • Don't yell and scream.
  • If you're going to rage, turn off your mic and keep it to yourself.
  • If you jump into our channel when there are more than 6 or 7 people there already, listen for 30 seconds to see if there is a scrim or match going on. If there is, be QUIET. You can stay if you want to listen but not if you want to chat. Don't enter and leave the channel repeatedly.

In scrims/matches:
  • Be on time. If you say you'll show up, show up. If we have a match at 10pm EST, be ready to join the game and start playing then. Don't come on vent at match time expecting to play when you still have to go to the bathroom, get a drink, and restart your computer.
  • Absolutely no trash talking when we're playing against other clans, no matter who they are, what they said, under any circumstances. This includes team chat or in game voice.
  • No rage quitting, ever. If you do this in a scrim or a match, you are dead to me. If you're really getting frustrated with the game, say something and we'll switch classes if we can. This isn't always possible (particularly in matches), so sometimes you just need to inhale/exhale and take your medicine.
  • Don't kill the opposing team after round ends. Taunt, make threatening motions at them, jump on their head, whatever, but don't kill them.
  • Don't complain about the server, about crits, about lag, etc. Regardless of the circumstances, complaining won't help.
  • Be a good sport. Say gg.
  • Listen to whoever the team captain is.

Consequences:

Follow the above rules. If you don't, consequences range from warnings to permanent bans from the forums, servers, clan and ventrilo. Every offence is dealt with on a case by case basis.

Part 2 - What do we do and how do you get involved?

The Squigs run and participate in a variety of leagues,  planned events, and impromptu pickups. You can get involved in as much or as little as you want. Some of our players just play the odd pub and hang on vent, others go whole hog and represent us in leagues, tournies, the FortCast, and others.

Currently we're playing in Season 2 of the TWL 7v7 crits league as well as Season 2 of CAL 8v8. Match nights are Monday and Sunday respectively. Every Wednesday we also run CTF Night, an informal multiclan scrim night. We schedule scrims in a variety of game formats and maps on a day by day basis, usually in the evenings on Sunday-Thursday. Check the private forums or the steam group calendar for upcoming stuff. In addition, we do a lot of impromptu scrims whenever there are enough people on vent, making up teams from squigs, squares, and regulars alike.

Teams are decided based on a few things. For matches, you must be on our official roster to play (see the CAL and TWL threads for details on how to join), and the lineup for matches are always decided in advance, on the basis of our strategy, class limits, and activity. Typically before matches we schedule scrims on the map in question - unless you show up to these you can't play in the match because you won't be familiar with the strat we're running.

For scrims, typically anyone can show up and play. If we do have a match upcoming, people on the lineup get priority. If we have more players than spots on the team (as is often the case), we go by first come first serve as well as class balance.

For internal scrims, just be around and be willing and you'll get to play. Unless we're running practice for a specific map and format, we try to make internal games big enough for everyone who's interested to play.

In addition, people who are more active tend to get dibs. You won't ever be kicked out for inactivity, but if you don't show up for 2 weeks, don't expect to be on the starting roster for our next league match.

If you aren't seeing the kind of game you want to play, try and organize it yourself. Any of our admins or captains can set up servers, organize ventrilo, help you find scrims, and give you whatever help you need to get a game off the ground. The only caveat is that we only have 1 private server.

Part 3 - Structure of the clan

We have a fairly flat hierarchy in the clan, with only a couple tiers, and lots of jobs being shared.

At the top are site mega-admins like RedBullRising, Lancer, and chuckles. These guys run the servers, pay the bills, operate the site, policing the forums, and basically all the other un-fun but necessary stuff to keep TF2F afloat.

Recruitment is done by vouches publicly, as well as private threads covering the same. No matter who vouches for you there has to be a consensus among the group.

Chuckles also does a lot of the day to day running of the clan, including dealing with map uploads, server configs, league registration, pulling SourceTV demos, and generally keeping us on an even keel.

Cartographer runs CTF Night.

Cyn deals with the leagues and ladders we're part of.

We have several regular team captains. These aren't official positions, but are the people who tend to captain the most. They who know the clan well, know the strategies we run, and have played with us a lot. Chuckles, Cyn, Smerbuick, Kwogger, Kerinthious, Nekped, GA, Rizz and Trainrider fall in this category, although several other people do it too.

Summary - have a positive attitude, lead by example, and get involved to make your voice heard.
#  Jul 30, 2008 at 3:40 PM
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Good post, very informative and gives people a better idea of what to expect.
#  Jul 30, 2008 at 3:41 PM
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Thank you thats makes things very clear!!!
#  Jul 30, 2008 at 3:55 PM
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long but interesting.

what do you think is an image macro?  Just posting funny images or lolcats?
#  Jul 30, 2008 at 4:01 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Thisbymaster
long but interesting.

what do you think is an image macro?  Just posting funny images or lolcats?

That + the whole "so and so approves" with some idiotic photo of themselves w/ thumbs up or whatever...at least I would assume.
#  Jul 30, 2008 at 4:08 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cyn

  • Don't kill the opposing team after round ends. Taunt, make threatening motions at them, jump on their head, whatever, but don't kill them.

I already do that in pubs and the tf2f servers lol.
#  Jul 30, 2008 at 4:09 PM
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An image macro is an image with a caption. Usually they're "hilarious" and "edgy", or at least they were in 2004. Now they're just lame.
#  Jul 30, 2008 at 4:34 PM
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lmao about the part on me.  I will say though this is my introduction thread --> http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/HelloImnewtoTF2F-7969.aspx

Bare in mind the ridiculous amount of replies I had on my introduction thread. I had a very warm welcoming

lol anyways good post. I'm sure this will clear up the mass amount of topics regarding players trying to join in on the community clan.
#  Sep 10, 2008 at 7:06 PM
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Fixed this post and updated a couple minor things. If you notice it get cut off after part 1 mention it to me and I'll restore the post. Sometimes long posts get arbitrarily axed around here.
#  Sep 18, 2008 at 4:36 PM
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Do we have to be well known to join this Clan?
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2 Guys 1 Kill: {TF2F} FlyingPenguin - (102 kill assists)
Captures Blocked: Nimbli Bimbli - (26 captures blocked)
Dominator: {TF2F} Bitch Nasty - (25 dominations)
Flags Captured: Corporal Clegg - (11 flags captured)
Flags Defended: MechaEdd - (12 flags defended)
Physician Assisted Homicide: {TF2F}SME®BUI©K - (271 medic kill assists)
Points Captured: {TF2F}SME®BUI©K - (30 points captured)
Revenger: Count_Flakula - (10 revenges)
Spy Power: Chro - (19 objects killed as spy)
Ubercharger: {TF2F}SME®BUI©K - (89 ubercharges)
Axe Man: {TF2F} Ninja Dude - (18 kills with fireaxe)
Axtinguished: {TF2F} BOOSH Rizzilio - (81 kills with axtinguisher)
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Blood Sucker: {TF2F}SME®BUI©K - (30 kills with blutsauger)
Broke Backburner: {TF2F} FlyingPenguin - (223 kills with backburner)
Can You Dig It?: {TF2F}.TüRb!NE. - (3 kills with shovel)
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Drunken Brawler: [???] Deviruchi - (4 kills with bottle)
Epic Defender: {TF2F} Spy - (9 kills with wrench)
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Grey Matter: STar - (168 snipings as sniper)
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Master Fister: Maero - (3 kills with fists)
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Rocket Scientist: [TF2F]Lancer - (217 kills with rocket)
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