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# Oct 23, 2009 at 7:08 PM

Join Date:	Oct 23, 2009
Post Count:	2

The Hacker 92107

Specialty: Pyro

Steam ID: Original_McLovin

Hey,

I'm back home, and I'm glad to be joining one of TF2's finest! I've been convicted of wire fraud when I was at age of 16, and I got a freaking two years thanks to my parent's lawyers w/community service. I'm living on my own w/money that I hid in a friends account, hehe... Anyways, here's my introduction that's copy and pasted from my steam.

I'm sure you have many questions, the first being: why am I here? You have been chosen. You have been chosen to participate in an experiment that will change mankind. Your sacrifice will not be unnoticed in the logs of history. I'm sure you fear these experiments and, yes, they may bring pain, confusion and devastation. However, remember, some of my experiments are merely social and, should you be on good behavior, you will return to your families unscathed.

# Oct 23, 2009 at 7:20 PM

Join Date:	May 21, 2009
Post Count:	412

Cold! 90655

Specialty: Sniper

Steam ID: phoenixressurection

GamerTag: Cold

# Oct 23, 2009 at 7:37 PM

Join Date:	Sep 20, 2009
Post Count:	189

Hawbagz 91901

Specialty: Soldier

Steam ID: Hawbagz

If there is any verity to that first paragraph I think you need to elaborate.

# Oct 23, 2009 at 7:50 PM

Join Date:	Dec 30, 2007
Post Count:	1882

Cartographer 81654

Specialty: Sniper

Steam ID: il Cartographer

Clan: {TF2F}

I'm confused...

# Oct 23, 2009 at 7:56 PM

Join Date:	Sep 20, 2009
Post Count:	189

Hawbagz 91901

Specialty: Soldier

Steam ID: Hawbagz

Well basically we've been joined by Dade from Hackers, and I just wanna know more of the backstory.

# Oct 23, 2009 at 8:15 PM

Join Date:	Oct 26, 2007
Post Count:	5194

sishgupta 79293

Specialty: Demoman

Steam ID: Album

GamerTag: sishgupta

Clan: {TF2F} Community

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hawbagz
Well basically we've been joined by Dade from Hackers, and I just wanna know more of the backstory.

<3
good call on the hackers reference

i call shenanigans on the backstory

# Oct 23, 2009 at 8:25 PM

Join Date:	Nov 29, 2007
Post Count:	2636

sp3cialk 80790

Specialty: Soldier

Steam ID: ChiefSpecialK

GamerTag: ChiefSpecial K

Clan: {TF2F} Community

He is Samarui, a keyboard cowboy.. and everyone else is just cattle, MOOOOO! So wait.. you're Zero Cool.. dude I thought you was black

# Oct 23, 2009 at 8:56 PM

Join Date:	Dec 30, 2007
Post Count:	1882

Cartographer 81654

Specialty: Sniper

Steam ID: il Cartographer

Clan: {TF2F}

I don't think it worked

# Oct 23, 2009 at 9:17 PM

Join Date:	Jan 18, 2008
Post Count:	3390

Doc Brown 82264

Clan: {TF2F}

this here is too much machine for you its got like a 26k bps modem

# Oct 23, 2009 at 10:04 PM

Join Date:	Sep 20, 2009
Post Count:	189

Hawbagz 91901

Specialty: Soldier

Steam ID: Hawbagz

Also hackers: dorkiest/funniest villain ever. One day I hope to own a giant wall of screens and skateboard around in a trenchcoat while eating what appears to be some kind of flavoured licorice.

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