Scout: Starts a gang, everybody ignores him, finally gets recognized when he murders a leader of a major gang, along with those who came to kill him for it.
Soldier: Psych-Ward, after running around the commercial district banging himself with a shovel, and getting "help" from the Medic afterwards.
Pyro: Hired by an unknown organization as an Intimidator and Exterminator. Paid in Corn Dogs.
Demoman: Drunken Crazed Scotsman by Day, Insane Alchoholic Cyclops by Night.
Heavy: Extremely successful as the #1 Professional Fighter in the World.
Engineer: World Famous Inventor, discovered how to collect the sun's energy at 100% efficiency and then use it to power a completely automated robot which would then cook up some truly crappy chilli.
Sniper: Master Bounty Hunter and Assassin.
Medic: Disappeared into the darker parts of society, now known as the man to go to for biological "eenhaundzerrz".
Spy: NO FILE FOR SUBJECT ON RECORD.
EDIT:
http://azraellewormser.deviantart.com/art/Pyro-Loves-His-Corn-Dogs-120824757(looks like I inspired somebody)

