TF2 goes medeival (RPG)

Yeah, I know it sounds pretty dumb, but bear with me, and you might like it. Anyway, without further ado, here goes.
Your head hurts. The last thing you remember was your team had just gotten the intel, and you were heading over to celebrate. You stepped through a door, and a shovel slams into your face. last thing you remember is a blurry scene of a soilder dragging you along.
    You wake up in a forest with a german peasent above you. When he realizes you're awakening, he calls to someone you can't yet see "He'z waking up! Alright, who are you, and what are you good at?". The last sentance was directed at you.
    Alright, come up with a name and class for him.

Hey old fellah. My name's Jim, and I solve problems. B-)

So cheesy....like kraft singles..mhm

Sam the Sniper

Howdy. My name's Hellblazer, and I solve practical problems.

I vote jim the engi

Optimus Prime the transformer

(O.K., i'm back, and I'm going with)
    "Jim, and i build stuff." you tell him.
    As you finish the sentence, a guy in a hooded cape that shadowed his face walked over, carrying a dagger. you notice a bow and a quiver on his back. "Come, we need to go." He said in a heavy accent. As you get up, the German pulls out a crossbow, hands it to you, and stars chanting in German. A stream of magic conects you two, as the unidentified Spy quickly scales a tree. You see a billow of smoke coming from a village in the north, and in the south, you see a large blue castle. A stream is to the east with a feild on the other side, and the forest continues on in the west. what do you do?
(oh, and their is magic. oh and you're red, but you're not wearing any red yet.)

You follow the hooded man to the burning village, hoping to find out more about what had hapenned.

my pants r green and sometimes theyr black

but other timez there purplez