Tetris is Communist. If you play it, so are you!

I have to say, this is the greatest and funniest discovery I have ever made in my years of mindless internet surfing. This site (or more appropriately, page of a larger site) is basically telling you that you will burn in hell for playing a rated teen game. Just Ctrl+F Tetris and see what I mean. Every good game out there (all AAA titles) are listed in the "Secular & Un-Christian Games" section.

Here's a little snippet from the Halo ariticle:
"When a player kills another player, he goes to the corpse and does something called "tea bagging". I'm not going to describe this since it's gross, but, according to Skeet, it's something that homosexuals do to each other. Why would they do this in a game!? (That's not the only homosexual content. The human soldiers are referred to as "Spartans" -- the real Spartans were notorious homosexuals. Come to think of it, homosexuals have also stolen the rainbow symbol from Christians and are using it to separate people from their God by leading them astray into the "Gay lifestyle"

Oh and just to add to the lulz factor, here's a pic of the guy who maintains it.

Ahahaha.

Good memories. I posted this a while back.

PASTOR SKEET.

The sad thing is that I wasn't sure if this was a joke at first. I'm still not sure

They got owned with the  "Anti-Spore" blog that was set up a while back. They crossed out the link (dunno why the just didn't get rid of the text) when it was revealed that it was a bad ass Rick Roll.

EDIT: If this was a joke, it would have been the most well written and longest running one I have ever seen.

It was found at Bungie a long time ago.

Many emails were sent to Kyle. All were amusing.

link?

I went to sign the prayer book and at the bottom it asks for your religion:
Catholic/Idolater
Jew
Muslim
Hindoo
New Age/Buddhist/Unitarian
Pagan/Witch/Satanist
Raelian/Scientologist/Mormon
Atheist/Humanist/Secular
Evolutionist/Animist
Macintosh/Eunuch

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That's just how fucked up they are, m8. They almost seem like a bloody cult.

parody

This is insulting to gamers and those who take their faith seriously.  What ever happened about that bit of being the salt of the earth?

Oh yeah, major parody.  See some of the 'christian' games he has reviewed?  And his reason for bashing certain 'non-christian' games?  And the whole cross ratings?  As a christian, I find this insulting, but hey, with some of the wackos out there, this had to happen eventually.