Three Things in Common

I had found this as a fun game awhile back with my friends and thought I'd do it with you guys. 

List three things you have in common with either your main class or your favorite class. If you main multiple classes, you're free to list all of them.

The Spy:

• We're both devilishly attractive.
• We're both not very confrontational with people.
• We both have a, uhm... face.

The Medic:

• We both have brown hair.
• We both agree that hurting is more fun than healing.
• We both make really bad jokes (SAW-RY come on guys that's obviously an awful pun).

I'll play your game.

HWG
-We're both big
-Not averse to singing horribly
-Insane

Spy
-Rather avoid attention at times
-love butterfly knives
-can become invisible in social encounters.

Engineer:
Im a coward
I like hats
I have practice using my right arm

scout: 

Sniper:
- I enjoy my line of work (which happens to be yelling at people for being dolts)
- I have a hat just like his
- I'm best when experienced from a distance

Medic:
- I sometimes like to assist more than fight. It can be fun.
- I run around telling people to capture points (If I'm short a couple bucks, I bark, "Help me cap this!" to my friends while standing in line at Best Buy. Gets lots of attention.)
- I have a convincing fake German accent

Demoman:
- I have one functioning eye (for now anyways, I have a very bad eye infection ATM)
- I enjoy watching things blow up.
- I've worked up a might good impersonation of the "Glue you back together" line.

Sniper:
- I say "Aw, piss.." when something goes wrong.
- I've pissed in a jar before when nothing else was available.
- I threatened to empty that jar on someone I was angry with.

Pyro:
- I love to set things on fire
- I mumble a lot
- Questionable sexuality

sniper
-I work best alone
-I am not adverse to urine
-I have an australian name

Soldier
-I like  milatary doctrine
-I like killing nazis, in peacetime
-I can juggle

edit:lol wut mibbok?

Sniper:

I say wanker a lot (British, what can you do)
I like shooting things through a lens (photography)
I like camping... (in a tent...)

Demoman
I'm.. black? Doh. That doesn't work.
Uh. A cyclops? Not quite.
Scottish? No sir.
Alcoholic? I don't drink.

Well, there's probably nothing else I could ever have in common. I guess I just lost the game.