Upgrades (in your head)

Feel free to use your imagination on this one!

How would u upgrade your favorite character? New weapons? New look/hairstyle? .. just throw some thoughts in the air. Are you comfortable with the amount of classes that are available? Should there be more warmachines out there?

I''ve noticed, & probably everybody else that not a single class represents the female gender...unless the pyro has a p*ssy, but I wouldnt know.


The Spy should be instantly upgraded to NINJA. He should get to wield a ninjasword, cut throats from behind & perform headshots with shurikens. INSTANT kiLL!  He should be faster than the scout & should automatically turn invisible when stepping in the shadows & dark corners + triplejumps, backflips & wall-runs. ahh what the hell, he should be able to float too & use the five-finger-death-punch.

In my opinion it'd be great if there existed a class with great melee strength, big & fast & strong, using only melee attacks. This would be easy by upgrading the Heavy weapons, & turning him into a berserk Gorilla.

Demoman needs to upgrade to Afrohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Spies should get a cloak which allows them to pass right through people.

Oh... and snipers should get an aiming upgrade

Medic should be self-ubered and self-kritzcriged but can only use ze saw

I would like the Pyro to have Molotov-Cocktails...

and the Medic should have a Jetpack on his back...

and the Demo should have a big bundle of dynamites that could blow a hole in the fort`s wall!

Or not...

Demo should have a Claymore. Not a sticky on the wall explosive Claymore, you know a real Claymore. A 55" monster two-handed broadsword so he can run into battle swinging it round his head screaming "There can be only one!"  ) 

Of course there'd need to be a special Claymore crit which lops heads off, leaving the victim to fall slowly to their knees, in the style of Barbarian (old old 2d fighting game).

HMMMmmm upgrades.... okay

Demoman: I'd like the Demoman to have some kind of gun, shot or hand... dont care which.

Engineer: To build more sentries, i.e. 1 x Lv 3 
                                                  1 x Lv 2 & 1 Lv 1 
                                                  3 x Lv 1 


Pyro: some kind of Flaming bombs to take out sentries without trying to do it with a shotgun.

Soldier: 6 rockets, but with less power then the 4 we have now.


I can think of any more things I'd like to see for the other classes, but if I do I'll edit this post.


OFF TOPIC...
@needtocontrol, I remember Barbarian, in fact I remember sitting up till 6am playing Barbarian with you on the C64... ah good ol days  

lol yep, good times Barbarian and wotsitsname, Populous!

Anyhoo back on topic, I think the Heavy needs a BIGGER gun

Instead of a crit rocket, you could get a homing rpg.

Demoman should have a pet sheep, you know, like the one in Worms that he can release at the enemy. Taunts - "Go get 'em Flossie! / Meeeeeeh! / I'm just a sheep shaggin' bas***d!" LOL

I too remember Barbarian! But I played it on Amiga 500, not the c64...

But it`s really a good point about the Pyro... He`s concidered an attacking class, but if he encounters a level 3 Sentry he dosn`t stand a chance! (If not the Engie has gone on vacation)
That brings me back to my Molotov-cocktails! Damn what a good idea!

I like the pyro moltov idea.

The spy should have a zip line

He also needs his hallucinegenic grenades from TFC back.