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What do you think the TF2 Classes studied in college (if they went to college at all?)

#  Mar 10, 2009 at 6:19 PM
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Tanuki 87897
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Specialty: Pyro
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We already know the Engie has 11 hard science PhDs, so he's exempt.

I think the Sniper probably majored in interdisciplinary studies or environmental studies.
#  Mar 10, 2009 at 6:28 PM
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Ninjarooster 86252
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The Pyro studied quantum physics in another dimension.

The Soldier went to ROTC.

The Scout was in Track and Field.

The Medic went to.... Medical school.


#  Mar 11, 2009 at 5:22 AM
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supermonkey 82340
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The heavy went to advanced physics class. he flunked miserably. nobody in the room survived.

#  Mar 11, 2009 at 6:05 AM
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N810 88638
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Steam ID: proset
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The Pyro took Chemestry...
then he burnt down the school.
#  Mar 11, 2009 at 7:45 AM
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Steam ID: Colonel Luxray
 
Scout was a towel boy, I mean, assistant manager, for the college baseball team. Then one day they were down a man, and sent him out to play. The instant he was given that bat, he just lost his head, or, everyone else lost THEIR heads.

Soldier went to a school in Russia and blew it up.

Pyro was a physics teacher who fell in love with a chemistry teacher, and then he went crazy after a freak napalm experiment.

Demoman never went to college, his parents died and he had no way of funding for college.

The Heavy went to a cooking class. How else do you think he makes such delicious sandviches? For goodness sake the sheer taste of them alone heals bullet wounds.

Engineer: covered

Sniper never went to college, he lived on the open road, but picked up things in his travels.

Medic was a mortitioner, and he quit because the bodies didn't squirm.

The Spy has gone to many schools impersonating a teacher, a student, a janitor, a chair, a pencil, and a projector that somehow worked.
#  Mar 11, 2009 at 3:46 PM
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supermonkey 82340
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/thread.
#  Mar 11, 2009 at 4:36 PM
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Specialty: Soldier
Steam ID: 0:0:14929890
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Scout - NCAA with an English Degree at a Boston college.
Soldier - ROTC at SUNY Maritime in New York. Or West Point.
Pyro - Studied visual arts (to do pyrotechnics of course)

Demoman - Chemistry Major, so he can make bombs.
Heavy - Got a GED in Russia and went into the military.
Engineer - Got a masters in Mechanical Engineering, what else?

Medic - Became a nurse, and was pissed, so he developed weapons using stuff at the hospital.
Sniper - He was like the Crocodile Hunter (Steve Irwin) but quit to kill people instead.
Spy - Went to high school and backstabbed the teacher with a pen for giving him a 20 on a quiz.

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2 Guys 1 Kill: {TF2F} FlyingPenguin - (102 kill assists)
Captures Blocked: Nimbli Bimbli - (26 captures blocked)
Dominator: {TF2F} Bitch Nasty - (25 dominations)
Flags Captured: Corporal Clegg - (11 flags captured)
Flags Defended: MechaEdd - (12 flags defended)
Physician Assisted Homicide: {TF2F}SME®BUI©K - (271 medic kill assists)
Points Captured: {TF2F}SME®BUI©K - (30 points captured)
Revenger: Count_Flakula - (10 revenges)
Spy Power: Chro - (19 objects killed as spy)
Ubercharger: {TF2F}SME®BUI©K - (89 ubercharges)
Axe Man: {TF2F} Ninja Dude - (18 kills with fireaxe)
Axtinguished: {TF2F} BOOSH Rizzilio - (81 kills with axtinguisher)
Batter Up!: soup! - (16 kills with bat)
Biggest Prick: Sam - ClutchKill.com - (8 kills with syringegun)
Blood Sucker: {TF2F}SME®BUI©K - (30 kills with blutsauger)
Broke Backburner: {TF2F} FlyingPenguin - (223 kills with backburner)
Can You Dig It?: {TF2F}.TüRb!NE. - (3 kills with shovel)
Doctor's Certificate: Maero - (16 kills with bonesaw)
Drunken Brawler: [???] Deviruchi - (4 kills with bottle)
Epic Defender: {TF2F} Spy - (9 kills with wrench)
Fire Spitter: {TF2F}blistering - (100 kills with flamethrower)
Flare Gunner: {TF2F} FlyingPenguin - (12 kills with flare gun)
Grenade Spammer: GeneralSheep - (47 kills with pipe)
Grey Matter: STar - (168 snipings as sniper)
Hadouken Master: Xandier - (1 kills with pyro taunt)
Hot Potato: {TF2F} BOOSH Rizzilio - (4 kills with rocket deflection)
I <3 Sasha: {TF2F} Bitch Nasty - (181 kills with minigun)
Knife Maniac: {TF2F} Dartagnan - (109 knifings)
Last Resort: [Ba-El] BoC - (26 kills with smg)
Manslayer: [FRGT] Klare - (10 kills with machete)
Master Fister: Maero - (3 kills with fists)
Peashooter Marksman: Corporal Clegg - (48 kills with scout pistol)
Pickle Squad Award: [NH]Pitt - (18 pickles man handled)
Rocket Scientist: [TF2F]Lancer - (217 kills with rocket)
Scatter Shot: Corporal Clegg - (147 kills with scattergun)
Sentrygun Master: Numenor - (142 kills with sentrygun)
Spam Blocker: {TF2F} BOOSH Rizzilio - (1 kills with pipe deflection)
Spy Checker: {TF2F} Fanlaen - (5 kills with pistol)
Sticky Explosion: {TF2F}Album - (105 kills with pipe remote)
Ubersawer: Psycholord - (27 kills with ubersaw)
Stats Refreshed 6/24/2008 5:00:03 AM CST
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