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#  Jul 21, 2008 at 8:59 PM
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For those of you who don't know what an epitaph is (go Wikipedia!), it's what people write on your headstone. It's usually respectful and dignified but of course we're not going to do that. I'll start:

"Never really understood why you were supposed to stay away from wood chippers"

"Are you sure I'm dead?"

(Not me): "I told you I was sick"
#  Jul 21, 2008 at 9:19 PM
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That's almost a paradox, I wish I took those advanced philosophical literature classes in HS!!

"You always said to 'say tomatoh. Oh well"
#  Jul 21, 2008 at 9:21 PM
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It's darker down here than I expected.
#  Jul 21, 2008 at 9:27 PM
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ragequit
#  Jul 21, 2008 at 9:27 PM
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Please dont loot my grave. Please.
#  Jul 22, 2008 at 1:18 PM
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"I told you I was sick" is Spike Milligans.

My would be:

"Mind that bus!"

"What bus?"
#  Jul 22, 2008 at 1:21 PM
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My partner's: Here she lies,cold like always.
Mine:He he lies,stiff at last.
#  Jul 22, 2008 at 1:25 PM
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"He got lots of ass."
#  Jul 22, 2008 at 1:37 PM
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PWN'd

Thought I'd get that in before anyone else did!
#  Jul 22, 2008 at 1:46 PM
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This assumes I'll die. But very well.

"Kills: 0
Deaths: 1
Total Score: -1"
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