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#  Nov 30, 2007 at 3:10 PM
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Alastor 79382
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mine probably happened to day, i was on well, waiting behind a door as pyro for some unsuspecting soul to happen upon my flames of death. well another pyro steps out and i proceed to roast him to near death. he retreats and i wait for his return. wehen he does return i quickly reach for my melee button (f) but my finger slips and hits taunt (g) instead. i am than forced to wach as i am "cut down to size" whilst my character pumps his instrament of doom up and down. it was embarasing to say the least...

so what are your funniest performaneces?
#  Nov 30, 2007 at 3:20 PM
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darth 1000 80398
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 Mine was probbaly when i cloaked as a spy coming out of the battlements, then a sniper sniped me, with a HEADSHOT!! I know how this happened though, sniper right behind me when i was going out, so apparently they were having sniper wars. But  whats really funny about after i got killed, the sniper behind me headshoted who killed me.   
#  Nov 30, 2007 at 3:50 PM
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Lol. Me and another pyro saw a spy cloak, so we ran him down and I torched him. I hit the taunt button just because I felt like it, and saw the pyro who I was with pull out his knife, undisguise and stab me in the back. I was pretty pissed
#  Nov 30, 2007 at 3:54 PM
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This is going to make me sound like the biggest ass ever, but I had a blast with my friend today running around as Medics and ubering eachother.  I generally only do this kind of Tom Foolery on a light hearted, more jokeing server that has regulars that could care less (They play mic music for god sakes!) but due to it being public, some folks do come looking for a serious game and get a bit upset.  One of the funnier moments is I Ubered him while he tried bonesawing a Lv 2 turret down.  Needless to say, it failed horribley, but we got a huge laugh.
#  Nov 30, 2007 at 5:18 PM
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Well, there was one time I was playing as spy, trying to backstab a heavy... only, I was apparently really off my game, because I kept swinging and missing, and he kept waddling along, unaware. It must have looked pretty funny.
#  Dec 01, 2007 at 6:46 AM
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Last night( Don't remember where I was playing), I was kicking ass and taking names on Dustbowl, so much that I had this medic just following me around. Then there's this sniper on the blue side, in the low tunnel. He's taking shots at me, and I'm taking shots at him in between putting rockets into the left doorway and dodging rockets from the right side. All of a sudden, I hit G, and do the L taunt thing. Medic behind me, going on the mic and says" ummm, ok". As I'm sitting here berating myself for an idiot and waiting for the taunt to end, I get sniped, but don't die. However, the medic, who left himself vunerable saving my ass, gets picked off.
 O, and I've been playing Demo, just to learn the class recently, and last night I was trying to sticky jump on well in the middle during setup. Helter, who was playing Medic for some reason, was healing me. After I failed making the jump up there like 4-5 times, a jump I might add I could make in my sleep as a Soldier, he actually told me to just give up. =)  Needless to say I switched to Soldier soon after that, and found myself on top of the server by the end of it.
#  Dec 01, 2007 at 7:34 AM
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WreakHavoc 79371
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good stories guys, but my best goes like this,
i usually start as medic on blue gravel pit for i can get an uber right away so i get my uber and we had some crappy classes (like 3 pyros 2 or 3 spies, couple engies) no demos or soldiers. so i accidentally drop down the left entrance to B so im waiting and one of our pyros runs by into the tunnel to a after killing a guy, but i didnt want to uber a pyro on gravel pit so i kept waiting. 30 seconds later he comes back from that tunnel so i was like wth ill just uber him so i start healing and we go into A so i pop the uber and theres two guys standing right there. as the pyro is just sitting there i start getting pissed and said SHOOT SOMEBODY into the mic, then i realiized, o crap hes a spy just in time to get stabbed in the back and demoed when the uber ran out =/
#  Dec 01, 2007 at 7:50 AM
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heres mine,
so i was playing toy fort and the gravity was set pretty low so everybody was flying. theres a tunnel that goes to the middle cp, if u dont know what im talking about go play it,and i get stickied by a demo, survive, kill him from in the air, but my head gets stuck in the ceiling, at least according to the soldier  who then proceeded to blast me like a pinata
#  Dec 03, 2007 at 1:07 PM
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GManNickG 80805
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I was on Hydro as a Spy and it was sudden death, so I went ahead because the rest were camping their cap. So I go there to kill them all in the back, I stab the first one and immediately go to switch to my last disguise, but instead I begin to throw my knife around...(g) 

By then, the turrents turned around and I proceeded to be blow the shit up.
#  Dec 03, 2007 at 1:38 PM
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Demonmnky 77857
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I absent-mindedly used a teleporter as a spy and Helter berated me as an idiot newb.  Also, I hate stickie jumping into a rocket or dying to a medic. Ugh....
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