Kibibitz ...when the car next to you is blaring rap music and you threaten to call the cops for micspam...
Guest ..when you call Medic! every time you trip..
Alethias You know you're addicted to TF2 when you think the boy scouts can teach you to do double-jumps
Dish ...when you bump in to someone in the elevation and think "spy!!"
Dish your addicted to TF2 when you hear a high pitch beep and expect to get mauled by a sentry
Kibibitz you know you're addicted to TF2 when nervous about going around a corner because it is a usual sentry placement spot
Dish when your boss comes to talk to you and you want to call out incoming
Kibibitz ..when you hate who you are and want to create a new class to be...
Col. Stauffenberg Blaming car troubles on spies? I can see that...
Col. Stauffenberg "Spy's sappin' mah Bentley!"
Kibibitz ...when some guy takes the elevator without waiting for you, and you curse that scout for taking the teleporter...
Col. Stauffenberg I would yell "He's going elevator!" And run up the stairs to ambush him.
Kibibitz ...when instead of calling that one guy "token", you call him demoman...
Kibibitz ...when you think TF2 inuendos will be great pick-up lines at the clubs...
random shoutbox shit
Kraft Singles:
When your ring tone is the domination sound and whenever you get a call you smile and go BONK!
Rizzilio: When it's late at night and you have a bay window and all alone, and
you swear a sniper is going to pick you off if you go in front of the
window
rorschach:
when you start playing halo 3 and immediately kill any teammate that
uncloaks since they could always be a spy.
kibibitz:
..When you realize that the Windows OS is probably a spy's sapper..
durbanpoison:
...When you talk in your sleep and mutter... "soldier in the base" or "spy is a pyro"
...When you go to press the voice communication button in a real life conversation.
teh jzzb: When you gain 300 pounds and run through town shouting about babies
with the local German exchange student following you around with a
garden hose.
one eyed mayo cannon:
When you see a laser pointer dot and start having fits because you KNOW he's using wallhack.
You NEVER take your eyes off anyone with a baseball bat or a N.Y. Accent.
You pimp slap your kids every time they get hurt, you know, in case they try to backstab you.
You make your own bombs to try to catch those stray cats that keep you up all night. KABLOOYE
You think the spies are sappin' even your drier just to steal your socks and mess with you.
flopEjoe: You drop off a report on a co-worker's desk, expect to here
"Success..." and look down to see what the score is.
If you're wearing red and feel uncomfortable in Best Buy (blue uniforms). And the other way around in Target.
Someone gets hurt around and you want to change to your medi-gun.
You see ledge on a building and mentally calculate if you can rocket and/or sticky jump to it.
Get irritated if you have to make a long walk to something and wonder why the damn engineers aren't making teles.
LEAD FACE:
...you hurt yourself and shout out "MEDIC!"
...you see someone far away and standing still and try to take out a sniper rifle
...someone says 3, 2, 1... and you immediatly hear the words "OVERTIME" in your head