Possibly One of the Greatest Roger Ebert Reviews Ever: TRANSFORMERS 2 (one star)

Possibly One of the Greatest Roger Ebert Reviews Ever: TRANSFORMERS 2 (one star) "Scathing" barely describes it. Keep in mind that Ebert, contrary to popular belief, is a fanboy's fanboy.  He's listed Evil Dead 2 as one of his top three favorite movies ever... so, I think the case here is that he was looking forward to watching a good Transformers sequel... but what he got was 2 hours of geek "rage fuel". <a href="http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20090623/REVIEWS/906239997">http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20090623/REVIEWS/906239997</a> http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx Sun, 05 Jul 2009 08:05:00 GMT http://backend.userland.com/rss RSS.NET: http://www.rssdotnet.com/ "Scathing" barely describes it.Keep in mind that Ebert,... "Scathing" barely describes it.Keep in mind that Ebert, contrary to popular belief, is a fanboy's fanboy. ... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=1#331067 Fragimus_Max Tue, 23 Jun 2009 12:00:00 GMT I was one of (seemingly, unbelievably few) that hated... I was one of (seemingly, unbelievably few) that hated the first one.This doesn't surprise me. http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=1#331070 TuRbINE Tue, 23 Jun 2009 12:10:00 GMT God dammit.  Here I was hoping that they'd try... God dammit.  Here I was hoping that they'd try to make an actual movie this time and not a silly... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=1#331073 pathos_street Tue, 23 Jun 2009 12:13:00 GMT Thanks for posting this. I got a good laugh. Thanks for posting this. I got a good laugh. http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=1#331078 mad_typist Tue, 23 Jun 2009 12:18:00 GMT ""Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" is a horrible... ""Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" is a horrible experience of unbearable length, briefly punctuated... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=1#331080 Sweet Juicy Justice Tue, 23 Jun 2009 12:19:00 GMT As did I, that was a fantastic read. Still going to... As did I, that was a fantastic read. Still going to see the movie though. http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=1#331081 Lancer Tue, 23 Jun 2009 12:19:00 GMT Turbine, I'm with you... I hated the first one so I'm... Turbine, I'm with you... I hated the first one so I'm not surprised at all by this news. http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=1#331082 teamchuckles Tue, 23 Jun 2009 12:20:00 GMT I actually like the first one. It's a popcorn movie.... I actually like the first one. It's a popcorn movie. Idk. I probably will still see it. GTG. http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=1#331083 Potent African Thunder Tue, 23 Jun 2009 12:20:00 GMT Quote:Originally Posted by Potent African ThunderI... Quote:Originally Posted by Potent African ThunderI actually like the first one. It's a popcorn movie.... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=1#331086 mad_typist Tue, 23 Jun 2009 12:25:00 GMT Quote: Originally Posted by mad_typistQuote: Originally... Quote: Originally Posted by mad_typistQuote: Originally Posted by Potent African ThunderI actually... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=1#331094 Sweet Juicy Justice Tue, 23 Jun 2009 12:37:00 GMT How do Michael Bay movies keep getting the green light?... How do Michael Bay movies keep getting the green light? Why? http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=2#331096 Mr Smitt Tue, 23 Jun 2009 12:43:00 GMT Quote:Originally Posted by Mr SmittHow do Michael Bay... Quote:Originally Posted by Mr SmittHow do Michael Bay movies keep getting the green light? Why?because... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=2#331101 Potent African Thunder Tue, 23 Jun 2009 12:54:00 GMT They have tiny little heads, except for Starscream®,... They have tiny little heads, except for Starscream®, who is so ancient he has an aluminum beard. http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=2#331102 trainRiderJ Tue, 23 Jun 2009 12:56:00 GMT I LOVE Roger Ebert.  LOVE LOVE LOVE!  I can't... I LOVE Roger Ebert.  LOVE LOVE LOVE!  I can't wait to read this review!  Thank you for... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=2#331103 22mojom22 Tue, 23 Jun 2009 12:57:00 GMT "The movie has been signed by Michael Bay. This is... "The movie has been signed by Michael Bay. This is the same man who directed "The Rock" in 1996. Now... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=2#331111 Cancermerchant Tue, 23 Jun 2009 13:08:00 GMT Quote:North Seriously, if you are looking for good... Quote:North Seriously, if you are looking for good reads go through Ebert's back catalogue of reviews... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=2#331122 Fragimus_Max Tue, 23 Jun 2009 13:19:00 GMT Quote:Originally Posted by mad_typistQuote:Originally... Quote:Originally Posted by mad_typistQuote:Originally Posted by Potent African ThunderI actually like... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=2#331124 josef Tue, 23 Jun 2009 13:24:00 GMT I think for a summer blockbuster with a 300 million... I think for a summer blockbuster with a 300 million dollar budget, a ridiculously extensive advertising... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=2#331126 trainRiderJ Tue, 23 Jun 2009 13:30:00 GMT Quote:Originally Posted by trainRiderJI think for a... Quote:Originally Posted by trainRiderJI think for a summer blockbuster with a 300 million dollar budget,... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=2#331127 Potent African Thunder Tue, 23 Jun 2009 13:33:00 GMT Quote:Originally Posted by trainRiderJI think for a... Quote:Originally Posted by trainRiderJI think for a summer blockbuster with a 300 million dollar budget,... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=2#331128 josef Tue, 23 Jun 2009 13:34:00 GMT Investigate how I pulled that number out of my ass?Disclaimer:... Investigate how I pulled that number out of my ass?Disclaimer: I haven't seen the second movie, and I... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=2#331129 trainRiderJ Tue, 23 Jun 2009 13:34:00 GMT oh, and another one of my favorite Ebert quotes, also... oh, and another one of my favorite Ebert quotes, also aimed at Michael Bay."Pearl Harbor" is a two-hour... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=3#331130 josef Tue, 23 Jun 2009 13:42:00 GMT Quote:Originally Posted by trainRiderJInvestigate how... Quote:Originally Posted by trainRiderJInvestigate how I pulled that number out of my ass?Disclaimer:... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=3#331132 Potent African Thunder Tue, 23 Jun 2009 13:44:00 GMT It is one of the great mysteries of the cosmos that... It is one of the great mysteries of the cosmos that there would be anyone on Earth in the professional... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=3#331141 Zandar Tue, 23 Jun 2009 14:02:00 GMT Quote:Originally Posted by mad_typistQuote:Originally... Quote:Originally Posted by mad_typistQuote:Originally Posted by Potent African ThunderI actually like... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=3#331144 TuRbINE Tue, 23 Jun 2009 14:04:00 GMT Quote: Originally Posted by josef"Pearl Harbor" is... Quote: Originally Posted by josef"Pearl Harbor" is a two-hour movie squeezed into three hours, about... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=3#331150 Sweet Juicy Justice Tue, 23 Jun 2009 14:07:00 GMT I did not go to watch to Transformers expecting to... I did not go to watch to Transformers expecting to see a deep plot, well written dialogue, or clever... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=3#331167 Ninjarooster Tue, 23 Jun 2009 14:43:00 GMT It's Transformers guys, go watch it for the AWESOME... It's Transformers guys, go watch it for the AWESOME SPACE ROBOTS that kill shit. Not for plot. lol. http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=3#331168 Van Crackin Tue, 23 Jun 2009 14:46:00 GMT Quote: Originally Posted by Van CrackinIt's Transformers... Quote: Originally Posted by Van CrackinIt's Transformers guys, go watch it for the AWESOME SPACE ROBOTS... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=3#331192 porkchopexpress Tue, 23 Jun 2009 15:29:00 GMT The awesome robots don't even look awesome. They look... The awesome robots don't even look awesome. They look strange and unclear, like jumbled messes. The CGI... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=3#331201 Spacegirl Tue, 23 Jun 2009 15:50:00 GMT Quote:Originally Posted by josefa pretty lame 80's... Quote:Originally Posted by josefa pretty lame 80's cartoon at that.yeah, i said it.  because it's... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=3#331204 Fragimus_Max Tue, 23 Jun 2009 15:55:00 GMT I am glad that I did read this review.  While... I am glad that I did read this review.  While I hated the first movie.  Hated, hated, hated. ... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=3#331241 22mojom22 Tue, 23 Jun 2009 16:56:00 GMT Hey, remember that time when people didn't take every... Hey, remember that time when people didn't take every single movie release so seriously and appreciated... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=4#331264 Big Lou Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:32:00 GMT Quote:Originally Posted by Big LouHey, remember that... Quote:Originally Posted by Big LouHey, remember that time when people didn't take every single movie... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=4#331272 TuRbINE Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:41:00 GMT I love shit that goes boom.  I also love movies... I love shit that goes boom.  I also love movies that deliver with incredible character development... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=4#331274 Big Lou Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:43:00 GMT Quote: Originally Posted by Big LouI love shit that... Quote: Originally Posted by Big LouI love shit that goes boom.  I also love movies that deliver... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=4#331284 Scarface.stag Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:58:00 GMT Did anyone just go to see the GIANT FUCKING ROBOTS... Did anyone just go to see the GIANT FUCKING ROBOTS beating the GIANT ROBOT SHIT out of each other? I... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=4#331286 Applehat Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:59:00 GMT Everyone should go see this movie instead of Transformers Everyone should go see this movie instead of Transformers http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=4#331288 Potent African Thunder Tue, 23 Jun 2009 18:05:00 GMT To sum up, I'm still planning on watching it though,... To sum up, I'm still planning on watching it though, in iMax http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=4#331297 flamingsnot Tue, 23 Jun 2009 18:26:00 GMT Quote:Originally Posted by Potent African ThunderEveryone... Quote:Originally Posted by Potent African ThunderEveryone should go see this movie instead of TransformersYES http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=4#331300 Applehat Tue, 23 Jun 2009 18:37:00 GMT Roger Ebert has zero credibility. Any person who gives... Roger Ebert has zero credibility. Any person who gives Gigli more stars than Gladiator has some serious... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=4#331327 WedgeRed2 Tue, 23 Jun 2009 19:29:00 GMT Quote:Originally Posted by Potent African ThunderEveryone... Quote:Originally Posted by Potent African ThunderEveryone should go see this movie instead of TransformersI'll... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=4#331363 NEKPED Tue, 23 Jun 2009 21:03:00 GMT The expression on his face is pretty much the same... The expression on his face is pretty much the same one I have on my face whenever I'm watching a Miyazaki... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=4#331365 Fragimus_Max Tue, 23 Jun 2009 21:08:00 GMT Quote:Originally Posted by NEKPEDQuote:Originally Posted... Quote:Originally Posted by NEKPEDQuote:Originally Posted by Potent African ThunderEveryone should go... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=5#331366 Applehat Tue, 23 Jun 2009 21:10:00 GMT WHOA! lets bash Transformers and stay the FUCK away... WHOA! lets bash Transformers and stay the FUCK away from Miyazaki. That man is an artist, and spirited... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=5#331571 Cancermerchant Wed, 24 Jun 2009 07:48:00 GMT That didn't make sense.In other news: u mad dawg(s)? That didn't make sense.In other news: u mad dawg(s)? http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=5#331576 LandsharK Wed, 24 Jun 2009 08:25:00 GMT Quote:Originally Posted by WedgeRed2Roger Ebert has... Quote:Originally Posted by WedgeRed2Roger Ebert has zero credibility. Any person who gives Gigli more... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=5#331586 22mojom22 Wed, 24 Jun 2009 09:32:00 GMT Firstly, I did not find the CGI confusing or incomprehensible... Firstly, I did not find the CGI confusing or incomprehensible in the first movie.  I found it quite... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=5#331593 Big Lou Wed, 24 Jun 2009 10:07:00 GMT Quote:Originally Posted by 22mojom22Gigli = 2 1/2 StarsGladiator... Quote:Originally Posted by 22mojom22Gigli = 2 1/2 StarsGladiator = 3 Starsbutterfly - i appreciate you... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=5#331621 josef Wed, 24 Jun 2009 12:03:00 GMT I have to agree with Joseph on this one.  Gladiator... I have to agree with Joseph on this one.  Gladiator wasn't a groundbreaking film, but it was a very... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=5#331628 Big Lou Wed, 24 Jun 2009 12:16:00 GMT i actually i really liked gladiator.  i'm just... i actually i really liked gladiator.  i'm just pointing out that Ebert gave it 2 stars, not 3. ... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=5#331634 josef Wed, 24 Jun 2009 12:24:00 GMT Quote: Originally Posted by Big LouTransformers is... Quote: Originally Posted by Big LouTransformers is not a film, it's a summer popcorn flick.  I... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=5#331652 Sweet Juicy Justice Wed, 24 Jun 2009 12:58:00 GMT I think we could run up a good movie plot like that... I think we could run up a good movie plot like that no problem, in a few days.Alien green babe: "Darling,... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=5#331663 Applehat Wed, 24 Jun 2009 13:42:00 GMT Thist isn't a review, just my 2¢.  I went to the... Thist isn't a review, just my 2¢.  I went to the midnight showing of this last night and I have... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=5#331705 Aluminum Stud Wed, 24 Jun 2009 16:21:00 GMT Quote:Originally Posted by Aluminum StudThist isn't... Quote:Originally Posted by Aluminum StudThist isn't a review, just my 2¢.  I went to the midnight... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=6#331715 GManNickG Wed, 24 Jun 2009 16:44:00 GMT The first movie was god awful. I wasn't expecting much... The first movie was god awful. I wasn't expecting much for this one. I'm sure his review is better than... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=6#331726 klown Wed, 24 Jun 2009 17:04:00 GMT Are guys fucking kidding me?  Gladiator was HORRIBLE.  ... Are guys fucking kidding me?  Gladiator was HORRIBLE.   What DREK.  It was *so* trying... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=6#331732 Fragimus_Max Wed, 24 Jun 2009 17:12:00 GMT I love action movies. And SciFi movies. Insane Action... I love action movies. And SciFi movies. Insane Action / SciFi is probably my #1 genre of choice. However,... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=6#331827 Spacegirl Wed, 24 Jun 2009 17:59:00 GMT Wow a bad movie from Michael Bay? SHOCKING Wow a bad movie from Michael Bay? SHOCKING http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=6#331861 kankle king Wed, 24 Jun 2009 18:09:00 GMT MABASPLOOM!!! MABASPLOOM!!! http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=6#331879 pathos_street Wed, 24 Jun 2009 18:26:00 GMT First thing I'm gonna say is, do not pay to see this... First thing I'm gonna say is, do not pay to see this movie. It's 2.5 hours long, and it's far too much... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=6#331981 NEKPED Thu, 25 Jun 2009 01:11:00 GMT I'm amazed people are stupid enough to pay $10 to go... I'm amazed people are stupid enough to pay $10 to go watch shit blow up. http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=6#331986 Col. Stauffenberg Thu, 25 Jun 2009 01:39:00 GMT Ever been to a fireworks show? Ever been to a fireworks show? http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=6#331989 Scorch Thu, 25 Jun 2009 02:03:00 GMT Yeah the free one i see from my roof Yeah the free one i see from my roof http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=6#331994 kankle king Thu, 25 Jun 2009 02:23:00 GMT If I want to see a fireworks show, all I have to do... If I want to see a fireworks show, all I have to do is drive down to Downtown Disney in Orange County... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=6#331997 Regulator Thu, 25 Jun 2009 02:33:00 GMT Regulator I'll see you there this Friday, I'll be wearing... Regulator I'll see you there this Friday, I'll be wearing a green hat  http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=7#332001 kankle king Thu, 25 Jun 2009 02:40:00 GMT Go see Hangover instead idiots Go see Hangover instead idiots http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=7#332006 Koff Thu, 25 Jun 2009 02:48:00 GMT more like go PIRATE MOVIES, YOU GUYS HAVE UNLIMITED... more like go PIRATE MOVIES, YOU GUYS HAVE UNLIMITED CAPSUSE THEM!!!1!If I had an unlimited cap I'd be... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=7#332018 LandsharK Thu, 25 Jun 2009 05:07:00 GMT Australia's internet service really sucks. I feel sorry... Australia's internet service really sucks. I feel sorry for you guys. http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=7#332021 Regulator Thu, 25 Jun 2009 05:15:00 GMT Quote:Originally Posted by KoffGo see Hangover instead... Quote:Originally Posted by KoffGo see Hangover instead idiotsThis movie was incredible. http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=7#332025 Big Lou Thu, 25 Jun 2009 07:57:00 GMT Quote:Originally Posted by Col. StauffenbergI'm amazed... Quote:Originally Posted by Col. StauffenbergI'm amazed people are stupid enough to pay $10 to go watch... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=7#332093 Applehat Thu, 25 Jun 2009 14:24:00 GMT Quote: Originally Posted by Col. StauffenbergI'm amazed... Quote: Originally Posted by Col. StauffenbergI'm amazed people are stupid enough to pay $10 to go watch... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=7#332103 Scarface.stag Thu, 25 Jun 2009 14:36:00 GMT He ain't done yet. He ain't done yet. http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=7#332169 Mr Smitt Thu, 25 Jun 2009 17:35:00 GMT The only point I do not agree with is that if this... The only point I do not agree with is that if this movie makes money... there will be more like it.They... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=7#332262 Fragimus_Max Thu, 25 Jun 2009 23:13:00 GMT Quote:Originally Posted by Sweet Juicy JusticeQuote: Originally... Quote:Originally Posted by Sweet Juicy JusticeQuote: Originally Posted by Big LouTransformers is not... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=7#332263 TuRbINE Thu, 25 Jun 2009 23:18:00 GMT Quote:Originally Posted by Fragimus_MaxThe only point... Quote:Originally Posted by Fragimus_MaxThe only point I do not agree with is that if this movie makes... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=7#332270 josef Thu, 25 Jun 2009 23:37:00 GMT I grew up watching transformers. To tell you the truth... I grew up watching transformers. To tell you the truth the movies coulda been worse they coulda made... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=8#332285 Vigilante212 Fri, 26 Jun 2009 01:47:00 GMT Batman: The Movie > The Dark KnightBut the dark... Batman: The Movie > The Dark KnightBut the dark knight is def. 2nd best.Oh and I havent seen it, but... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=8#332309 LandsharK Fri, 26 Jun 2009 05:05:00 GMT Quote:Originally Posted by kankle kingRegulator I'll... Quote:Originally Posted by kankle kingRegulator I'll see you there this Friday, I'll be wearing a green... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=8#332605 Regulator Sat, 27 Jun 2009 02:50:00 GMT I was singing the old school Transformers theme in... I was singing the old school Transformers theme in Vent today, and GA started flipping out. Apparently... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=8#332628 NEKPED Sat, 27 Jun 2009 03:52:00 GMT I enjoyed this review as well. I enjoyed this review as well. http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=8#332629 teamchuckles Sat, 27 Jun 2009 03:53:00 GMT SHUT UP CHUCKLES SHUT UP CHUCKLES http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=8#332630 madroxinide Sat, 27 Jun 2009 03:54:00 GMT RAVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE RAVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=8#332893 Aluminum Stud Sat, 27 Jun 2009 22:59:00 GMT Quote:Originally Posted by LandsharKBatman: The Movie... Quote:Originally Posted by LandsharKBatman: The Movie > The Dark KnightBut the dark knight is def.... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=8#332922 Grim Bros the eldest Sun, 28 Jun 2009 00:40:00 GMT OK,  i went to this movie with 10 tons of doubt... OK,  i went to this movie with 10 tons of doubt based on all the negative reviews it got. ... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=8#332946 DurbanPoison Sun, 28 Jun 2009 04:31:00 GMT Quote:Originally Posted by LandsharKBatman: The Movie... Quote:Originally Posted by LandsharKBatman: The Movie > The Dark KnightFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=8#332970 Mr Smitt Sun, 28 Jun 2009 11:16:00 GMT Saw the movie, I liked it. Grab some popcorn and enjoy. Saw the movie, I liked it. Grab some popcorn and enjoy. http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=8#332973 CapyDoug Sun, 28 Jun 2009 12:20:00 GMT I went into the movie expecting three things:Robots... I went into the movie expecting three things:Robots shooting robotsPeople shooting robotsSimple comedyI... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=9#332979 ArlanKels Sun, 28 Jun 2009 12:46:00 GMT You pay $6 to go see a movie?In Calgary it costs $16...Not... You pay $6 to go see a movie?In Calgary it costs $16...Not gonna waste $15 on this movie. http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=9#333003 Kraft Singles Sun, 28 Jun 2009 13:58:00 GMT Quote:Originally Posted by Kraft SinglesYou pay $6... Quote:Originally Posted by Kraft SinglesYou pay $6 to go see a movie?In Calgary it costs $16...Not gonna... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=9#333779 ArlanKels Tue, 30 Jun 2009 16:24:00 GMT wow isn't everything suppose to be cheap in canada?... wow isn't everything suppose to be cheap in canada? Besides gasoline http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=9#333809 jibn Tue, 30 Jun 2009 17:46:00 GMT The first was good.The second was decent. Why give... The first was good.The second was decent. Why give a transformer balls? That was retarded. http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=9#333837 Van Crackin Tue, 30 Jun 2009 18:22:00 GMT Quote:Originally Posted by Van CrackinThe first was... Quote:Originally Posted by Van CrackinThe first was good.The second was decent. Why give a transformer... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=9#333841 DurbanPoison Tue, 30 Jun 2009 18:46:00 GMT Quote:Originally Posted by DurbanPoison The balls... Quote:Originally Posted by DurbanPoison The balls had hooks on them, which were what he used to grapple... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=9#333842 Scorch Tue, 30 Jun 2009 18:49:00 GMT Quote:Originally Posted by ArlanKelsI went into the... Quote:Originally Posted by ArlanKelsI went into the movie expecting three things:Robots shooting robotsPeople... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=9#333883 kankle king Tue, 30 Jun 2009 21:12:00 GMT Quote: Originally Posted by kankle kingQuote: Originally... Quote: Originally Posted by kankle kingQuote: Originally Posted by ArlanKelsI went into the movie expecting... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=9#334351 Sweet Juicy Justice Thu, 02 Jul 2009 10:37:00 GMT I saw part of the first one, I couldn't stand to watch... I saw part of the first one, I couldn't stand to watch it all.  I'm not going to watch the second... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=9#334425 Boy Wonder Thu, 02 Jul 2009 14:09:00 GMT Quote:Originally Posted by Sweet Juicy JusticeQuote: Originally... Quote:Originally Posted by Sweet Juicy JusticeQuote: Originally Posted by kankle kingQuote: Originally... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=9#334430 CapyDoug Thu, 02 Jul 2009 14:27:00 GMT Believe me Capy, nobody is as surprised as I am.BTW,... Believe me Capy, nobody is as surprised as I am.BTW, I was insinuating that you have the amusement threshold... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=10#334454 Sweet Juicy Justice Thu, 02 Jul 2009 15:44:00 GMT I got it. I got it. http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=10#334474 CapyDoug Thu, 02 Jul 2009 16:37:00 GMT Quote:What i want to know is, why give a transformer... Quote:What i want to know is, why give a transformer a beard? Maybe he's just not comfortable being... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=10#334517 22mojom22 Thu, 02 Jul 2009 19:16:00 GMT Quote:Originally Posted by 22mojom22Quote:What i want... Quote:Originally Posted by 22mojom22Quote:What i want to know is, why give a transformer a beard? Maybe... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=10#334521 Malhavok Prefect Thu, 02 Jul 2009 19:38:00 GMT Quote:Originally Posted by Malhavok PrefectQuote:Originally... Quote:Originally Posted by Malhavok PrefectQuote:Originally Posted by 22mojom22Quote:What i want to know... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=10#334758 22mojom22 Fri, 03 Jul 2009 18:02:00 GMT I learned all about "beards" on Seinfeld. I learned all about "beards" on Seinfeld. http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=10#334760 Regulator Fri, 03 Jul 2009 18:26:00 GMT And now you've also seen me eating weiners at the Chicago... And now you've also seen me eating weiners at the Chicago Pride Parade. http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=10#334761 22mojom22 Fri, 03 Jul 2009 18:29:00 GMT Easy mate, I was making a joke.  A poor one apparently. ... Easy mate, I was making a joke.  A poor one apparently.  I have a beard too.  I got your... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=10#334770 Malhavok Prefect Fri, 03 Jul 2009 19:13:00 GMT Oh Malhavok, when will you learn not to make jokes... Oh Malhavok, when will you learn not to make jokes on the interwebz? The last one didn't go so well either.Quote:Originally... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=10#334772 Regulator Fri, 03 Jul 2009 19:22:00 GMT Seriously?  Wtf.  I was making a beard joke. ... Seriously?  Wtf.  I was making a beard joke.  Who the hell did I offend?  I HAVE... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=10#334774 Malhavok Prefect Fri, 03 Jul 2009 19:25:00 GMT Hell of a tangent here.Can we get back to the social... Hell of a tangent here.Can we get back to the social value of huge robots please? :) http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=10#334949 Zandar Sat, 04 Jul 2009 12:30:00 GMT Mal.  I hope you know I was taking the piss and... Mal.  I hope you know I was taking the piss and was not offended.I still havn't seen transformers... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=11#334996 22mojom22 Sat, 04 Jul 2009 16:03:00 GMT I know, BF.  Your good people.Transformers 2 was... I know, BF.  Your good people.Transformers 2 was entertaining.  Not much more than that. ... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=11#335092 Malhavok Prefect Sat, 04 Jul 2009 20:21:00 GMT I forgot my glasses when I saw T2.I was treated to... I forgot my glasses when I saw T2.I was treated to a mis-matched blur of giant metal blurs brawling it... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=11#335094 Numenor Sat, 04 Jul 2009 20:25:00 GMT Gonna go watch it tonight, reserving judgement til... Gonna go watch it tonight, reserving judgement til then, though I know what I'm expecting to see and... http://www.teamfortress2fort.com/forums/t/PossiblyOneoftheGreatestRogerEbertReviewsEverTRANSFORMERS2onestar-22722.aspx?p=11#335226 flamingsnot Sun, 05 Jul 2009 08:05:00 GMT